Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it's time now for a round it would you rather?
Would you rather be alone for the rest of your
life or would you rather be surrounded by annoying people?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Always give me them annoying people.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
I'm annoying my damn self and I'm just buying myself. Well,
that's that's what I'm in now. I'm arounded by knowing
as else are you talking about? The show you're talking about? Okay?
Well you know you know you know something, man, it's
amazing when you throw a rock, a rock with dogs,

(00:37):
the one that hollers, the one you're hit and guess what.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
You around A lot of people were trying to figure
out if you're talking about this group.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
But Junior get on my nerves sometime you do too? Yeah,
what about the girls? No problem? I don't have no
problem to most of my problems, is y'all too? Okay?
That's fair? You know all right?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Would you rather give you We ain't gonna just let
that off? Like you get on that nerve too, No,
you ain't. This ain't lopsided now, like you just the
only one? Like you don't get on people nerve. You
get on there and you get on them girls nerve too.
They just ain't saying nothing about it.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Hey dog, dog, girl, And don't that's here my nerves, don't, dog,
I really don't. I'm here for that.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Them girls.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
You can get on that nerve. No, you on my nerve?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Dog?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
What you want me to do? Let you just be
on mine. I ain't finna be on your That ain't
hot his work? Hey dog, Hey dog listening? Hey dog, Hey,
hey dog, Just ain't seven hundred club Now that ain't
just here. It's still all normous, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Would you rather give your sixteen year old teenager a
prize winning racehorse or a Lamborghini?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
That horse, yeah, that horse? Give me.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
They're gonna kill theirself in that damn car.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
We ain't getting on no lambigator. I ain't never had
a sixteen year old I thought she even had a
car and be pickup truck nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
All right, Carl, here's a here's a mother's day. Would
you rather for you and I? Would you rather give
birth a loan in the woods or on stage in
front of an audience of fifteen hundred people.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Right on stage stage?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
All that right on the stage. It is that baby
came out to a soul like crime.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
What you say in case you need some help.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yes, in the woods alone. No, no, in the words
of Tommy sold out.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
All but all the women who had baby would be
in the audience just so support. Come on, yeah, all
the men and that would be about to vomit fight.
That's the one thing we can never ever relate to

(03:04):
child birthday. There's nothing, man, we do compare to that. Nothing.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Nothing.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, we know, we.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Know, Junior.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
All right, that's today, Ron, would you rather we'll be
back to close out the show and get some closing
remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
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