Wrong Thought Wrong Time

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
So Steve, here's the question from Steve Harvey. F M
all right, It says, have you ever thought the wrong
thing at the wrong moment? Now? This email is from
d He says, Hey, guys, a comedy booker who I
deal with has a new secretary. The new secretary doesn't
love me as much as the old secretary. Subsequently, I

(00:23):
get less booked less often. The new secretary's brother just died,
and I thought, sure would be nice if the old
secretary would come back for a few weeks and I
will get some bookings. Now I feel bad, Savor Tommy,
When was the last time you thought the wrong thing
at the wrong moment?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
When was the last time you ever thought something wrong
at the wrong moment?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
What? Too many times?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I'm trying to clean it up, but go hey, yeah, okay,
Well let me ask you all this hell. You have
a been in church praying yes m h at offering,
and then she walked by doing offering, and you prayed
the guys she walked by yes, even after she had

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dropped her money in you still lock yes all the way,
and you lose your place in the prayer. Who are
in Heaven high in the world in your name did
you make this right here? Look at all that kingdom, you, Paul,

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look at him. Man, your will be done all over
this earth, all up and down. You know you ever
done that?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
It was just as good.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
It was my relative in the casket, and she was
in there supposed to save for the family.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I forgot who the hell was laying.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Up there.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
At the funeral A family.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I'm telling that, almost says her first day. Once Charon
had walked up there, I forgot who the hell we
was here? The law, that dress was tight, craise hell.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I need to give a damn who it was.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
But she was there.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
My Lord.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Had never seen somebody fall, super fine woman fall in
dress blow way up over her.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Hey something.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I just sat there and thought about the wrong thing. Yeah,
at the wrong time, and is everything?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
And she thought about really getting wrong thing at the
wrong time it was. Have you ever been praying and
asked God to give somebody a stroke.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Right there and see so you go up there and
kiss them?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, God, I know stroke. I asked him to actually
shut down somebody whole left side.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
You want to hear it, you want to do the
mountain out?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Hey, let me tell you something.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Hey, this is true.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I left a basketball game after high school one time,
and the guy robbed me coming out of Bennes's corner.
And that was the first time I asked the Lord.
I asked God to strike somebody did. Yeah, I had
nine dollars, so they took nine dollars.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Glad, you're a change.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I thought that would be a good time to ask
the Lord to do something for me, just as of
course he did, and he ran off with the nine.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Again. I'm so glad you're a changed man.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Glad is.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Have you ever thought the wrong thing at the wrong turns?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
The question?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah? Question that was wrong?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, what the same thing?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
I didn't been I didn't been naked and ran out
into the living room and didn't know nobody was in
there and asked, could they just be blind right now?
Please just be did not see all this? I had
a six crisis and ask the nurse that came in
the room. I asked, the Lord, could you please please
let her stay because my gown.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
This too much?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah? My gown?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
I asked, does she have to case?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
You worked here at night?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
I thought that wrong time.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm actually unplugged myself.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
All right, well, all right, coming up next and nephew,
tell me more ignorance with today's prank phone call that's
right after this. You're listening hard Morning show