Would You Rather

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather sit on the floor in the shower
to bathe or would you rather stand up in the tub?
Which one? Either in the show yep to bathe or
stand up in the tub where everybody feet.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Bet, I'm gonna put my neckd ass in that flow.
You got have heard the athlete's foot, But athletes ask.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
So you'll be standing up in the tub tub all right?
Would you rather ride a bike down the four oh
five in l A or catch a ride with your ex?
Can we go on this fike way? Watch it?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I'm riding here.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Come on now, I will ride.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I will ride a Willie all the way down. No, see,
I'm gonna just have to touch a ride with my
ass over that window and hang my head, I said
the whole way. I'm not getting on that bike on
that day. Full fact, You're not gonna make it us
in a car, all right? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
For Father's Day? Would you rather a gift card to
your favorite store or a special gift? One of them?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I want a special gift. Uh huh, I'm just already.
I'm telling you right now, for the first time ever,
I have texted my children the ones that I know
Mike can buy me something. Uh huh, and told them
exactly for what I wanted. And thank you Tommy because
you gave it to me yesterday. And that's what I'm
requesting from all my children. And Tommy, how much was it?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
A few hunted? It ain't that much. That's all I'm
asking for. That's all I.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Want, man, Just a happy Father's Day for you. Man.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
You know what, man, y'alln't get that really what.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
We had a great mother. Yeah, I'm going to tell.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
You right now, this is the last last damn fathers.
I'm getting pimped.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Said that last year.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yes, no, but this is gonna be it right here.
This is it because I texted them. I text them
all and told them exactly what I want. I sent
him the picture. Thommy showed it to me. Thommy said, man,
this is dope. I looked at that thing.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I said, cool, this is what I want.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Okay, you got a lot of kids, so you're probably Yeah,
you might have a good Father's Day this year.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
If I get three of them, I'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay. And thank you guys for the guys on the
show for wishing us a happy Mother's Day. By the way,
that was really sweet. That was very nice guy, very sweet.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
And we'll see how I go.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
From Father's Day. Well, he'll always don't be bitter.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
No, it ain't bitter. I'm just already set.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Up for disappointed disappointment.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, I'm not bitter. I'm just going I'm gonna go on.
I'm much get my hurt out to wait.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Really me up. Next, it is our last break of
the day, and we'll close out the show with the
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