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Speaker 1 (00:02):
This is from Earleine. In the dmv Arlene says, I'm
proud to be named after my grandma Earlene, and I
get insulted when my boyfriend makes fun of my name.
He calls me early and lean, and yesterday he said
he had to think of a good nickname for me
because he can't yell out Earlene during sex. He said
it would spoil the mood. We've been dating for almost

(00:23):
a year. Why can't he call me Earleine like everyone
else does.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
It's kind of hard. Well, I mean, I see where
he comes back to call his Earlene cookie.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, that's what she wants to called early.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Call you that Earlene is not glare You know you're
all out in public Early Early. You hear me all
the old people in Walmart turning around. Oh well early

(00:57):
early lost time, Wilkerson. But there's no way to get lost.
They all at the airports and stuff all.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
There's no way to make it sound sexy, Steve, No way,
no way.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
You didn't do it. You didn't do it. It's kinds
voice on radio. You hear you sing, Okay what you
say after Earl turned after Earl?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Not gonna world, not sexy? Ear How about lean lean.
She calls it early.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Next work next.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
All right, we came over that one. You're over it early.
We tried. Uh. This is from Steph and Gadson. Steph says,
my husband and I were watching a movie on Friday
and we decided to run out and get hot fudge Sundays.
When we got to the drive through window, my husband
was trying to pay for our Sunday, but he gave
the cashier a hotel room key instead of his debit card.

(02:05):
God man, he does not know where the hotel key
came from. How could he pick that out of his
wallet instead of his debit card? There are so many
lies that don't let add up. Why won't he come
clean with me?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Come clean?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
What? You just got to get a little bit.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
And that's just the end of it. That's just we're
gonna roll with that as d like a j rap horn.
So what you don't even have to explain that. I
don't know where it came.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
What it's your wallet? What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah? From anywhere? I don't know where that came from anyway.
You know what, when the lady handed it back to
me at the Starbucks, it felt kind of thick and
mother got stuck on there because you know, I put
them pumps and hazel in my left cake and he
got stuck on the back of that.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, so this is characterized in your mind with your lives.
This is an easy light right, easy light, easy, easy easy.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
That's an easy outright. I don't know where that card
came from. You ain't seen me at no hotel. I
ain't got no receipt or no hotel. It looked like
a card. It could have come from anywhere. I picked
it up off of a counter. It was a Starbucks.
I thought it was my credit card too. I grabbed it. Man,
that I felt my car felt kind of. That's easy.

(03:45):
Got no video footage of me coming down that hallway,
neked with that tie. Right, you don't have me. It's
easy right now. But that that when while they getting
that ice cream, it's more. I'm gonna tell you something
right now. Ain't even want his Sunday. When they got
back in the house, they watch a movie. His Sunday

(04:07):
was sitting over there on the on the on on
on the on the table next to the couch.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
This is white. It's chocolates everywhere.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh man, buddy, we got a bunch of them though.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
That was easy.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Okay, Oh that's easy.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Give you something hard, huh? All right, I got another.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Look at my face to his mouth.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
I picked it up at the counter. Coming up in
twenty minutes after the hour, we'll know what to talk,
came from Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Right the hand of that fact to me, I said,
what is that.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
You're listening hard? Morning Show