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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Time is here, a new day has arrived, another gift,
another present, another blessing from the Almighty Man, God is good.
I love the fact Man that we all now just
acknowledge the fact that without Him nothing nothing happens. All
of this is just a great greatness man, all of us.
So thank y'all for joining us with that every morning.

(00:25):
Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica, Junior and the
legend that is Nephew Tommy.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Always interesting, always.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Intriguing, never a dull moment, Junior. You know you like
a sitcom to me? Not not a sitcom or what
they are soap opera.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
As the world turns, Junior, you know I'm gonna get it.
I mean invite you over because more day weekend, I'm
inviting you over to the house, okay, and I'm cooking
for you all right this weekend you have to bring
and just come on.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
But what season is do you be using when you're grilling?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
You don't so nice though, Be quiet, sure, Junior, If
you don't know what season and to put on the meat,
don't have me over.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
What one used?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Ones you use so you be familiar with the meat
when you when you're eating.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Well, that's the one I make seasoning. You might have
to go to the store. Let me ask you something.
Last time you barbecue, what did you put on the meat? Sureley,
this is a conversation talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
You make seasoning? Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Right there?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Why weal? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, junior, last time you cook barbecue, tell me what
you did?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well? You salt pepper, some Tony sash rays.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
And then Tony you know Tony.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah yeah, I'm not coming over for that.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Put so and that on there. You know. Let me
tell you something.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
See right, if you're not even getting to come, you're
not even getting an invitation time.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
With that type of attitude, you won't be over here.
Oh that one, I don't want to come. You're gonna
take my blood press up. I don't want come on, man,
you got all that.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Damn salt see right there. So let me ask you
now here another thing I need to find out. I'm
only buying by twenty five dollars worth of meat. Now
anything else you're gonna have to bring yourself.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Well, let me ask yourself this twenty five dollars worth
of me? How many people is eating right now?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Just me and you? Oh nice, Ain't that enough? You
don't want no care?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Ju I don't really, Junior, I kind of I shop
a little bit different, So I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Shop a little different? What do you mean you buy?
You buying the more than twenty five dollars?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
What to mean? To answer your question?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Where are you buying this meat? Let me ask you?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Right there at the grocery what else I'm gonna get it?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
What grocery store?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
You buying?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Food line? Right there?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, where I was supposed to get to meet from you?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
At least go to fresh market.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
At least fresh market. Hey, how much that's gonna come?

Speaker 3 (03:14):
That sound like a.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Lot because it say fresh in it. I don't think
I need to do that. I think I'll go.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Back over here the food line. I'm over there, sausage
and you get one, I get one, and then we
done and happy Memorial Day. You do me?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
You're not gonna take no, and you're not fitting to
do me? All right?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, the
ignorance never stops on this show.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
We got the nephew coming up to run that prank
back right after this You're listening Morning Show