May 22, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
In entertainment news, comedian Sinbad closed out the Netflix is
a joke comedy special in La, his first time on
stage since it stroked back in twenty twenty. Cassie's husband
writes an open letter to domestic violence victims and Coach
Prime is about to be Granddaddy Prime. We'll talk about
(00:22):
it because it's all coming up at the top of
the hour, but right now it is time to ask
the CLO with a cheaf Love Officer Steve Harvey, here
we go.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
This is from Dewan in Toledo.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Dewan Colo writes, I'm living with a stalker that put
a tracker on my car. I cheated twice ten years ago,
and she can't move past it. I got baptized and
I haven't touched anyone but her in ten years. I
can't be mad because I started this. How do I
regain her trust?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It take a long time, though, it take a long time.
I don't know that you will ever fully regain it.
Can't promise you that, but it takes a long time.
You know, you destroyed that with the sheeting twice. Now
you got this track on it. You got to put
that track off your car because it just you. You
(01:16):
can't sway drive past man because see what women do
that's got trackers on your car. They look at where
your car drives. Pass. Uh, you can't drive past nobody
doing massage, just acupuncture.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
You can't go nowhere. You can't go.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You can't drive past proctologies off. You can't drive past
nothing that let you take your clothes. Now you bet
gas station that got a bathroom on the too young.
You gotta get that track off. I can't help you
with that one home, and it's no time limit on it.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Every woman is juster. You violated the trust.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I can't help it here, all right? Yeah, moving on,
They just got baptized, all right? Moving on to s
W and Teck s W Wrights. I was in Vegas
last month, but what I did in Vegas didn't stay
(02:20):
in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
He ended up on the same flight I was on.
He's been begging to see me, but I only cheat.
I only cheat when I'm out of town. He's married too,
So do you think it's safe to do him again? What?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Here we go?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
This new normal? But she has me. Do I think
it's safe?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well, let me let me tell you this that you
cheated in Vegas, right, the only.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Cheat with you on trips when you're out of town.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
And both y'all married. Guess what you saw your trip
stum on the thanks. Now, I don't know if you
noted tonight, but if y'all was on the flight, y'all
was going back to the same places. So now, if
you saw him in Vegas and you saw him on
the plane, when you see him when y'all laying, there's
(03:15):
a strong possibility you're gonna get seen somewhere else. And
now you asking me is it safe? You kind of stupid? Ye,
you know, you kind of stupid. So you you've got to.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Get busted because you stoopid. All right, promise you we
get the baggage plane.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I don't know you, I swell, I don't we sure
ain't gonna be walking out to the carport.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Talk.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That's what I want, riding in the same uber none
of that, Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Moving on to Nadia and Athens.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Nadia says, I want my husband to stop sending pictures
of different sexual positions while I'm at work. I never
know what to when I get messages from him. He
thinks it's a sexy way to say, he's thinking of me,
flowers are better?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
How do I tell him?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Tell him just that?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, honey, sweetie, I don't like these different sexual positions
of all these other people.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I don't like that. Matter of fact, I turned off
to it. I would prefer flowers or a love notes
and things like that. Something is right here.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Look how he got up against that fift.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Share all in the meeting with our bosses.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I just didn't think you was gonna answer that like that.
That that's just that hurts.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I mean, he's trying to be romantic and sensing things
and some ideas, and you're just gonna shut that down.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
That's what's that?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Man?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
What you like the sexy pictures?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Surely, Sully, that's why this segment is called.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I heard what he said, ignored it, but you just
let's get a segment last time in here.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Let me at n A go ahead and do that.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Go here to do that.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Matter of fact, I got the perfect time, y'all can
do it?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You suggesting on, I knew it.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You're looking at your cat.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Two entirely different opinions, all right, So just you were saying, Steve,
just tell him.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Flowers are better. And yes, yes, okay, all right, I
like your way. It is romantic. Yeah, thank you. See hello,
shut up, n A T shut up.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Mat, y'all gonna look at the positions.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay, last one, Steve, this is the last one. This
is some victoria in casey. She said, my first husband
died seven years ago. I'm about to get remarried. But
I have a big secret. I have three hundred and
forty thousand dollars in my savings account and I don't
want you to share it with my new husband. Am
(06:12):
I obligated to tell my fiance? Or can I keep
it hidden from him?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Well? You could, you could, and you have a big secret.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
And but the good thing is he's asked you to
marry him without knowing about it, so that's a good thing.
So he didn't marry you because he thought you had
the money, unless he'd have found out bout it that
you don't know, see, but you I would if I
were you you're getting married, I would keep it off
(06:45):
to the side to myself for a while.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
The food, you know, if that's what you want to do.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And the reason you're saying this because something is unsetting.
You have some reasonable doubt he's gone, and so you
don't want to share. I understand that.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Oh you j yeah, surey. Let me ask you a
question because you're asked.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Have you ever kept some money off to the side
from a person you were involved?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, yes, of course.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
So I don't think we're gonna have the product. It's
three hundred and forty thousand, or you could just take
three hundred thousand tough of the Windso damn, I got fun.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
And then see how you act with that thought.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Okay, I like that, but I.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Got three hundred don't I'm gonna have that.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
So much because you never know.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Okay, tell me how much money you got chucked off
on them? Oh here go, let's go. Let's come on.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
That.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah, let's start practic. This your SEGM. This ain't my segment.
Ain't in there? Uh now, how much money you got
tucked off to the side.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
One hundred hours?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Huh a hundred hours?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh, look at the time, we gotta go.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
Thank you, clo. We'll have some entertainment news for you
right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
In entertainment news, comedian Sinbad closed out the Netflix is
a joke comedy special in La, his first time on
stage since it stroked back in twenty twenty. Cassie's husband
writes an open letter to domestic violence victims and Coach
Prime is about to be Granddaddy Prime. We'll talk about
(00:22):
it because it's all coming up at the top of
the hour, but right now it is time to ask
the CLO with a cheaf Love Officer Steve Harvey, here
we go.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
This is from Dewan in Toledo.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Dewan Colo writes, I'm living with a stalker that put
a tracker on my car. I cheated twice ten years ago,
and she can't move past it. I got baptized and
I haven't touched anyone but her in ten years. I
can't be mad because I started this. How do I
regain her trust?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It take a long time, though, it take a long time.
I don't know that you will ever fully regain it.
Can't promise you that, but it takes a long time.
You know, you destroyed that with the sheeting twice. Now
you got this track on it. You got to put
that track off your car because it just you. You
(01:16):
can't sway drive past man because see what women do
that's got trackers on your car. They look at where
your car drives. Pass. Uh, you can't drive past nobody
doing massage, just acupuncture.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
You can't go nowhere. You can't go.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You can't drive past proctologies off. You can't drive past
nothing that let you take your clothes. Now you bet
gas station that got a bathroom on the too young.
You gotta get that track off. I can't help you
with that one home, and it's no time limit on it.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Every woman is juster. You violated the trust.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I can't help it here, all right? Yeah, moving on,
They just got baptized, all right? Moving on to s
W and Teck s W Wrights. I was in Vegas
last month, but what I did in Vegas didn't stay
(02:20):
in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
He ended up on the same flight I was on.
He's been begging to see me, but I only cheat.
I only cheat when I'm out of town. He's married too,
So do you think it's safe to do him again? What?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Here we go?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
This new normal? But she has me. Do I think
it's safe?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well, let me let me tell you this that you
cheated in Vegas, right, the only.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Cheat with you on trips when you're out of town.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
And both y'all married. Guess what you saw your trip
stum on the thanks. Now, I don't know if you
noted tonight, but if y'all was on the flight, y'all
was going back to the same places. So now, if
you saw him in Vegas and you saw him on
the plane, when you see him when y'all laying, there's
(03:15):
a strong possibility you're gonna get seen somewhere else. And
now you asking me is it safe? You kind of stupid? Ye,
you know, you kind of stupid. So you you've got to.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Get busted because you stoopid. All right, promise you we
get the baggage plane.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I don't know you, I swell, I don't we sure
ain't gonna be walking out to the carport.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Talk.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That's what I want, riding in the same uber none
of that, Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Moving on to Nadia and Athens.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Nadia says, I want my husband to stop sending pictures
of different sexual positions while I'm at work. I never
know what to when I get messages from him. He
thinks it's a sexy way to say, he's thinking of me,
flowers are better?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
How do I tell him?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Tell him just that?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, honey, sweetie, I don't like these different sexual positions
of all these other people.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I don't like that. Matter of fact, I turned off
to it. I would prefer flowers or a love notes
and things like that. Something is right here.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Look how he got up against that fift.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Share all in the meeting with our bosses.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I just didn't think you was gonna answer that like that.
That that's just that hurts.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I mean, he's trying to be romantic and sensing things
and some ideas, and you're just gonna shut that down.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
That's what's that?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Man?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
What you like the sexy pictures?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Surely, Sully, that's why this segment is called.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I heard what he said, ignored it, but you just
let's get a segment last time in here.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Let me at n A go ahead and do that.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Go here to do that.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Matter of fact, I got the perfect time, y'all can
do it?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You suggesting on, I knew it.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You're looking at your cat.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Two entirely different opinions, all right, So just you were saying, Steve,
just tell him.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Flowers are better. And yes, yes, okay, all right, I
like your way. It is romantic. Yeah, thank you. See hello,
shut up, n A T shut up.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Mat, y'all gonna look at the positions.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay, last one, Steve, this is the last one. This
is some victoria in casey. She said, my first husband
died seven years ago. I'm about to get remarried. But
I have a big secret. I have three hundred and
forty thousand dollars in my savings account and I don't
want you to share it with my new husband. Am
(06:12):
I obligated to tell my fiance? Or can I keep
it hidden from him?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Well? You could, you could, and you have a big secret.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
And but the good thing is he's asked you to
marry him without knowing about it, so that's a good thing.
So he didn't marry you because he thought you had
the money, unless he'd have found out bout it that
you don't know, see, but you I would if I
were you you're getting married, I would keep it off
(06:45):
to the side to myself for a while.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
The food, you know, if that's what you want to do.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And the reason you're saying this because something is unsetting.
You have some reasonable doubt he's gone, and so you
don't want to share. I understand that.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Oh you j yeah, surey. Let me ask you a
question because you're asked.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Have you ever kept some money off to the side
from a person you were involved?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, yes, of course.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
So I don't think we're gonna have the product. It's
three hundred and forty thousand, or you could just take
three hundred thousand tough of the Windso damn, I got fun.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
And then see how you act with that thought.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Okay, I like that, but I.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Got three hundred don't I'm gonna have that.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
So much because you never know.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Okay, tell me how much money you got chucked off
on them? Oh here go, let's go. Let's come on.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
That.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah, let's start practic. This your SEGM. This ain't my segment.
Ain't in there? Uh now, how much money you got
tucked off to the side.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
One hundred hours?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Huh a hundred hours?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh, look at the time, we gotta go.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
Thank you, clo. We'll have some entertainment news for you
right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show
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