Memorial JRAP

Our resident poet got another one just in time for the three day weekend.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right. You know I always give it over to
Steve to introduce you, Junior.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's time Steve.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Please, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for j Rap
j Rap j r Ap juniors raggedy ass poems.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Boy, boy, let me tell you something. Boy, that's the
intro right there. I embraced that.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
You know. Uh, it's Memorial Day weekend coming up, you know.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
And uh, you know I got a new house, so
this will be like one of my first holidays in
this house. Uh, this is this is something I have
to think about because I can't really do much because
it ain't much in here. But uh, I need a
lie for Memorial Day. It's the name of the poem,
because I need a lie for Memorial Day.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, why yeah, here it is.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
I need an outdoor kitchen at my new house because
I really want to barbecue and impress my spot.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Well, all my neighbors will be barbecuing for real.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
But I can't put ribs and chicken on this Damn
George forman grill. Her family is coming and they want barbecue.
Now what the hell am I supposed to do? I
got to a house and even bought some blind I'm
getting things together, but I need some more time. I
need an excuse for this weekend, a real good lie
because I probably won't be able to barbecue till about

(01:23):
the fourth of July.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
So maybe we can do something different and have a
fish fry. Because to y'all, help me come up with
a real good lie. D N that's what. Yes, I
need that one of your post.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I need a lie, that's what. Okay, we'll be back.
You're listening.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Morning show