May 27, 2024 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer
Steve Harvey. Here we go, Chucky and Teneck says, I
flew to Flora the last week and the lady next
to me on the plane flirted with me the whole flight.
We got a room at a hotel by the airport
and stayed overnight together. Her shirt ended up in my
(00:20):
bag by mistake. I didn't find it, my wife did.
I'm not a convincing liar, so I pretended to get angry?
What can I tell her?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Okay, boy, first of all, show let me just chestise
you for a minute.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
How did you bring an evidence to your house? That's
what you're mad?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And hush shirt get in your bag? Come on, hush
shirt is a blouse. Your shirt is a shirt.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Ain't no way around tho blod.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I didn't find it, my wife found. Now, I'm not
a convincing lie where your ass is dead?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Help him out?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
What can he tell me? What did he tell her?
He got mad?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
What can he tell her?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeahs, best I could tell you at.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
This point is.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I don't know how in the hell these maids that
brought somebody's laundry into my damn room and now it's
in this bag.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
How else would it get in that? I talked to
you last night?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Huh didn't I that's.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
All you got at this point. Food.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I'm mad because the lie got to be told immediately,
not two days later after you write. You can't come
up nothing now, boy, you got to be instant. You
got to you got to be Maxwell House. You got
to be Folger's hot water coffee and that hot while
you get in hot water, guess what you're gonna get back? Coffee, baby,
(02:18):
not long coffee to give me one baby?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
What? Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Here it is baby, I'm in a play. I just
wanted to surprise you. This is part of my uniform.
That's part of my constant. That's what this is. This
ain't I'm in a play. It's coming out uh the
next year sometime. We in rehearsal, that's all.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, I play. You don't even go to church.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
This lot packing that he did, and the herry that's
how the blouse got in there to slop it.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
That's why you're mad at his passion.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You know, I'm mad because well the package. First of all,
dog don't not to get in the hotel. Y'all just
met on a plane. What Uh huh, No, you got
to do some type of background research.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So this is.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
This is why men shouldn't cheat though, All right.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Sloppy surely?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Uh just dumb.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Anna in Atlanta says, we have new neighbors and my
husband and I think they're swingers. They have a lot
of company that stays at their house all night on
the weekends. And we figured either their swingers or renting
out room. We don't like the extra traffic in our neighborhood.
So do we have the right to ask what they're
up to?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
No, that ain't your house, That ain't your business, That
ain't your man.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
You ain't here. Who they have? Who they wanted the house?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Where is this shows neighborhood?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Why let me pass them?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
So no, forget the extra traffic in the neighborhood and
all that. Just forget everything.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Okay, what did they.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Talk about extra tase? Some people spend the night at
their house all time. They can do what they want
to do. They ain't disturbing the peace. DA ain't in
your yard. DA ain't going trash in your yard. D
ain't parking in your driveway. You can't go over there
and talk to new people about what what it is
is you really want to know what they're doing. Yeah,
that's all that is. You can't go over there and
(04:34):
talk to nobody about that. I wish you would go
on over.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
There, all right, All right? Moving on to Taylor in Southfield.
Taylor says, I'm twenty nine and single, but I'm dating.
My bestie is a male and he wants us to
buy a house together. I want to buy something, but
not sure if living with a man will mess up
my dating life. He's got a girlfriend and she doesn't
(04:59):
care what I do.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
All y'all stupid everybody in this question stupid? He First
of all, he want to buy something. She want to
buy something. He want to.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Buy a house and want to buy it with her
and his girlfriend. Don't mind? What don't make sense?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And then you're talking about you single but you dating
and you you want to buy something? You thinking about
it with him? But will it mess up your dating life? You?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Stupid? He's stupid? You stupid? His girlfriend? Stupid? What are
y'all talking about?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Tell them why you think they're so stupid?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
You want to buy something? Save your money and buy what?
Did you move it in with him? For And why
do you think he wants to move in with you?
Come boy, why don't you move in with his girlfriend friend?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Because he don't want her.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
He won't you shoe with shoes. They're gonna sit up
there and move here. He want to buy a house
together his girlfriend. Don't mind, his girlfriend, don't mind? Who
is this stupid health? There's some ignorant mess right here.
(06:21):
You know, the the new way of doing things?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I think so you know, young people, this.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Is one of the greatest generations we've had in a
long time. I really respect their abilities and skill sets
and and different way of accomplishing some things. But it's
some stuff that's old fashioned. Man ain't finna go out
of style, and love is one of them. Love ain't
finna ever go out of style. And wanting to be
somebody somebody ain't finna go out of style. Y'all keep
(06:51):
trying these new fanger ass ways in these relationships.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
That's why I'm so jacked up.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Now. They're gonna sit up here buy a house with
your friend who's got another girlfriend, and she don't mind
if y'all get a house together. But he want to
buy the house with you, But you want to be singing.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
He's her best he's her bestist. No, Besty wants to
sleep with you.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Break it all the way down, I really understand. Yeah yeah,
bad idea. Taylor. All right, thank you, Clo, you're listening.
Morning Show
It is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer
Steve Harvey. Here we go, Chucky and Teneck says, I
flew to Flora the last week and the lady next
to me on the plane flirted with me the whole flight.
We got a room at a hotel by the airport
and stayed overnight together. Her shirt ended up in my
(00:20):
bag by mistake. I didn't find it, my wife did.
I'm not a convincing liar, so I pretended to get angry?
What can I tell her?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Okay, boy, first of all, show let me just chestise
you for a minute.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
How did you bring an evidence to your house? That's
what you're mad?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And hush shirt get in your bag? Come on, hush
shirt is a blouse. Your shirt is a shirt.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Ain't no way around tho blod.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I didn't find it, my wife found. Now, I'm not
a convincing lie where your ass is dead?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Help him out?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
What can he tell me? What did he tell her?
He got mad?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
What can he tell her?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeahs, best I could tell you at.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
This point is.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I don't know how in the hell these maids that
brought somebody's laundry into my damn room and now it's
in this bag.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
How else would it get in that? I talked to
you last night?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Huh didn't I that's.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
All you got at this point. Food.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I'm mad because the lie got to be told immediately,
not two days later after you write. You can't come
up nothing now, boy, you got to be instant. You
got to you got to be Maxwell House. You got
to be Folger's hot water coffee and that hot while
you get in hot water, guess what you're gonna get back? Coffee, baby,
(02:18):
not long coffee to give me one baby?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
What? Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Here it is baby, I'm in a play. I just
wanted to surprise you. This is part of my uniform.
That's part of my constant. That's what this is. This
ain't I'm in a play. It's coming out uh the
next year sometime. We in rehearsal, that's all.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, I play. You don't even go to church.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
This lot packing that he did, and the herry that's
how the blouse got in there to slop it.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
That's why you're mad at his passion.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You know, I'm mad because well the package. First of all,
dog don't not to get in the hotel. Y'all just
met on a plane. What Uh huh, No, you got
to do some type of background research.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So this is.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
This is why men shouldn't cheat though, All right.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Sloppy surely?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Uh just dumb.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Anna in Atlanta says, we have new neighbors and my
husband and I think they're swingers. They have a lot
of company that stays at their house all night on
the weekends. And we figured either their swingers or renting
out room. We don't like the extra traffic in our neighborhood.
So do we have the right to ask what they're
up to?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
No, that ain't your house, That ain't your business, That
ain't your man.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
You ain't here. Who they have? Who they wanted the house?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Where is this shows neighborhood?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Why let me pass them?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
So no, forget the extra traffic in the neighborhood and
all that. Just forget everything.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Okay, what did they.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Talk about extra tase? Some people spend the night at
their house all time. They can do what they want
to do. They ain't disturbing the peace. DA ain't in
your yard. DA ain't going trash in your yard. D
ain't parking in your driveway. You can't go over there
and talk to new people about what what it is
is you really want to know what they're doing. Yeah,
that's all that is. You can't go over there and
(04:34):
talk to nobody about that. I wish you would go
on over.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
There, all right, All right? Moving on to Taylor in Southfield.
Taylor says, I'm twenty nine and single, but I'm dating.
My bestie is a male and he wants us to
buy a house together. I want to buy something, but
not sure if living with a man will mess up
my dating life. He's got a girlfriend and she doesn't
(04:59):
care what I do.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
All y'all stupid everybody in this question stupid? He First
of all, he want to buy something. She want to
buy something. He want to.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Buy a house and want to buy it with her
and his girlfriend. Don't mind? What don't make sense?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And then you're talking about you single but you dating
and you you want to buy something? You thinking about
it with him? But will it mess up your dating life? You?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Stupid? He's stupid? You stupid? His girlfriend? Stupid? What are
y'all talking about?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Tell them why you think they're so stupid?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
You want to buy something? Save your money and buy what?
Did you move it in with him? For And why
do you think he wants to move in with you?
Come boy, why don't you move in with his girlfriend friend?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Because he don't want her.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
He won't you shoe with shoes. They're gonna sit up
there and move here. He want to buy a house
together his girlfriend. Don't mind, his girlfriend, don't mind? Who
is this stupid health? There's some ignorant mess right here.
(06:21):
You know, the the new way of doing things?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I think so you know, young people, this.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Is one of the greatest generations we've had in a
long time. I really respect their abilities and skill sets
and and different way of accomplishing some things. But it's
some stuff that's old fashioned. Man ain't finna go out
of style, and love is one of them. Love ain't
finna ever go out of style. And wanting to be
somebody somebody ain't finna go out of style. Y'all keep
(06:51):
trying these new fanger ass ways in these relationships.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
That's why I'm so jacked up.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Now. They're gonna sit up here buy a house with
your friend who's got another girlfriend, and she don't mind
if y'all get a house together. But he want to
buy the house with you, But you want to be singing.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
He's her best he's her bestist. No, Besty wants to
sleep with you.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Break it all the way down, I really understand. Yeah yeah,
bad idea. Taylor. All right, thank you, Clo, you're listening.
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