Comedy Roulette

This is how you know are lost!  LMBAO!!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, let's go. It is time guys for comedy roulette.
Love it, love it comedy Roulette.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Jay, let me break it down, Steve, I got to
we got new people, Steve, Steve, Steve.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
State, you know these nerves are bad.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Jay.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
When we take five subjects, we put them on the wheel.
We spun the wheel, were stuck. We will do the
damn thing.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
All right, Here we go the five categories. Number one
excuses people use who owe you money?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
All right?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Number two doctors don't always know what they're talking about.
Number three, why are you talking? Your team sucks? Okay?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Number four?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Number four, I think I took the wrong pill. Okay.
And number five, and that when you realize you were lost, okay,
I spend the wheeldcap.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
We'll see where it stops. I'm come on, doctor, doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Stopped the number five, guys, And that's when you realized
you were lost.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Just when you realize you love. We got to turn
the music down so you can't. Can't nobody, can't nobody
concentrate what the loud is.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yes, don't love.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I'll tell you when you know you love?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
You don't have you all that?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
When you drive and the street science from English, so right,
you can't even like.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
You trying to figure out. I don't even know what
is this?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Still need to know.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Let me tell you something. When you riding and you
in the middle of nowhere and you see a sign
that say ten miles to a Jurassic park.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Man is lost, Man, Jurassic parrect.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I should know so many of these. Yeah, when you're
driving and you muttered to yourself that ain't the damn
house here.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
When you know you come on, you make the right
turn and it's a no exit. It's you.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Right in.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, this when you know you any time you got
to put your car.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
In reverse and look over your shoulder the way back.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I know when you ride and you see one store
and get out and this white man say you got
in and that big where you are?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
That's scaryous.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
So many you get out of the stop side and
you go where the tree at that used to do
right there, it was a tree.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Cry When you drive and then you stop and the
guy said says, like the last time I told you,
keep telling you that direction.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Direction.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
This is how you know you're in the dogs.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I'm done this questime. Would you tell you gotta lean
out your pass and your window and say, my man.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
My man, hey, my man, I got.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
You know you lost when you sit there and you say,
you know what, I'm gonna leave my car and you're
from here. I just don't know where I'm going this.
How you know you lost if you ever say these
three words right here?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Excuse me, little boy?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
What excuse me?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Little boy talking to lost?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
You need some help?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Play excuse me, little boy?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
All right?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
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