May 31, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
In the entertainment news, Eddie Murphy is back with Beverly
Hills Hop Yes, Beverly Hills top axel f on Netflix
in July. You don't want to miss that. Venus Williams
will be honored with a Venus Barbie Doll by Mattel Yes,
and Snoop's wife Chante boss Lady Brotus you know her.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Well.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Then it's opened the Players Club in downtown l A.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Wait to hear about that. That's all coming up at
the top of the hour. But right now it is
time to ask the clo our chief love officers.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
We're going to the club right there? Club?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, oh no, I won't. I don't know if you've
noticed it, Tommy, but of all the stuff, you know,
it ain't allow me on the internet, but it ain't
nothing on me on TMZ.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
No sun Oh so you.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Talking to me coming out of strip clip No? No,
he Harvey has learned to go home.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Fir dyus, what do you think about the Players Club?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
It's gonna do, but I Dave gonna find out what
I think. I'll go ahead?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Should all right here we go?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Jewel and Landover says I'm sixty five years old and
I had my last child at forty two, and he
just moved out. I can finally enjoy retirement. So I
joined a cycling club and I learned how to swim.
I want to do more, but my husband is a hater.
How do I motivate him to join in on the fund?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You're not You just told that your husband's a hater.
What you want us to do? Let him sit on
the internet and continue to troll. Let him he's a hater.
No baby, go do you? Every married couple should have
some individual activities where you can go and just do
(01:57):
and be yourself freely. All us you need that me
is fishing and golf fans sick as if you let
me do that, man, I'm gonna give you ken. I'll
be honest with y'all. My wife told me last year
she wanted to learn how to play golf. I've called
(02:18):
every golf course in a three hundred mile radius and
told he now wish to.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Larger lesson.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Twear to God, our boycott, I have sponsors pull out
your projects. Don't you do that to me.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
We've seen her with you though.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I love fishing with my wife took three years to
get her to put her hand in that fishmouth. Do
you know what I used to do. I would hear
her holler and I'd have to lay my pole down,
ride all the way to the other side of the lane,
take her fish out of the mouth, drive all the
way back around me, give my fish a ride. Then
she holler again. I got to go back over there.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay, but that's something I'll do together. You said you
want to fish alone, but she fishes with you.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
You got to get on my manner. I want to
do it together. Called time, I will won't need. We
got plenty of quality time. My quality time cannot be
my pastime. That's that's that's not that can't be that. Hello, No, no,
we got plenty.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Next question is all right, Pierre and Charleston, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Jewel in landover Pierre and Charleston says, I overheard my
wife comparing my size to a guy she dated before me.
She said, I'm the biggest, but he was the best.
It hurt my pride, but I have kept my feelings
to myself. Is this just girl talk or was she serious?
Can I bring it up or do I let it?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
God?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
That don her dog, And I know it hurts you
because you wrote us about it. But now one thing
about it, though, Dog, this probably is factual, is really
nothing we could do about it. Now you can play
this stupid game and you can let her her talking.
I mean, I'm excuse me. I mean you can let
(04:20):
her hear you talking to your friends. Now, how now
let me tell you how that ain't gonna work out. So, bro,
you know wherever this dude is, he ain't married, he
ain't got her. You got him, but you got the Well, well,
(04:44):
let me say this to you. There's a song that applies.
Oh don't forget. There could be and old lover in
her memory.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
See right there, James, great James, his activity, that's what
he needs.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
He just laying there. And what he got to do
is he got he got he got to get into
the all. Well, how can I do this for morning
show radio? He needs to go back to uh what
do they call them? What are those schools where you
learn the trade?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Trade? You went deep University of.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah you know, I don't. I don't know why. Yeah
I wanted to go deep. Thank you, But that is
exactly trades focavocation. And see, he needs to like take
a regular course like meal, right, you know, they have plumbing,
they have courses for pipe land, and he needs to
get in one of these courses. See what you saying.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yeah, you got you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
He got he got his skill. You gotta get his
skill level up. That's it, you know, that's it. You see,
like you know, if if, if, if you had an
old love that was electrifying, then I'm gonna take up electricity. Yeah,
you know, if if you had somebody in your past
that really went deep, then.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I got I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I gotta go, get me a roller ruder. You see
what I'm saying. You know, if if if, if, if,
if you got somebody that was you know, just just
made your eyes rolled in the back of your head,
then I got to go in here and take the
pipe land course. But you know, if you work in
a sewerd department, that's what you do.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You lay pipe Thank you tour is the kind of
a turnoff, though.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Can he just ask her what you.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Want me to do? Why don't he leave that alone?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
All right? That's what he's saying.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
You heard what you said? Or she could just say, well,
we were just we were just girl talking. She's smart.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, all right, Vernice and Omaha says.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
My daughter had a baby and my ex husband flew
in to see the baby. He brought his new wife.
That was his side chick when we were married. I
don't want her around the baby. It's only been a
year and I'm still healing. Am I being unreasonable?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Very unreasonable? There's nothing you could do about that. This
is his current. You thinking that was his side piece
when y'all was together. You all have been wrong about
that before, but you do want to be able to
blame somebody, and now you don't want her around the baby.
Number one. It ain't your baby. It is his daughter,
(07:54):
and it is his current. Sometimes they graduate, but very rarely.
Hard to be slow con Okrah, you know massed potato,
white gravy and DNB chicken. It's hard.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Okay, that's it, all right, coming up the hour, Thank you, Celo.
We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
You're listening Hard Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
In the entertainment news, Eddie Murphy is back with Beverly
Hills Hop Yes, Beverly Hills top axel f on Netflix
in July. You don't want to miss that. Venus Williams
will be honored with a Venus Barbie Doll by Mattel Yes,
and Snoop's wife Chante boss Lady Brotus you know her.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Well.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Then it's opened the Players Club in downtown l A.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Wait to hear about that. That's all coming up at
the top of the hour. But right now it is
time to ask the clo our chief love officers.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
We're going to the club right there? Club?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, oh no, I won't. I don't know if you've
noticed it, Tommy, but of all the stuff, you know,
it ain't allow me on the internet, but it ain't
nothing on me on TMZ.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
No sun Oh so you.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Talking to me coming out of strip clip No? No,
he Harvey has learned to go home.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Fir dyus, what do you think about the Players Club?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
It's gonna do, but I Dave gonna find out what
I think. I'll go ahead?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Should all right here we go?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Jewel and Landover says I'm sixty five years old and
I had my last child at forty two, and he
just moved out. I can finally enjoy retirement. So I
joined a cycling club and I learned how to swim.
I want to do more, but my husband is a hater.
How do I motivate him to join in on the fund?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You're not You just told that your husband's a hater.
What you want us to do? Let him sit on
the internet and continue to troll. Let him he's a hater.
No baby, go do you? Every married couple should have
some individual activities where you can go and just do
(01:57):
and be yourself freely. All us you need that me
is fishing and golf fans sick as if you let
me do that, man, I'm gonna give you ken. I'll
be honest with y'all. My wife told me last year
she wanted to learn how to play golf. I've called
(02:18):
every golf course in a three hundred mile radius and
told he now wish to.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Larger lesson.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Twear to God, our boycott, I have sponsors pull out
your projects. Don't you do that to me.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
We've seen her with you though.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I love fishing with my wife took three years to
get her to put her hand in that fishmouth. Do
you know what I used to do. I would hear
her holler and I'd have to lay my pole down,
ride all the way to the other side of the lane,
take her fish out of the mouth, drive all the
way back around me, give my fish a ride. Then
she holler again. I got to go back over there.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay, but that's something I'll do together. You said you
want to fish alone, but she fishes with you.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
You got to get on my manner. I want to
do it together. Called time, I will won't need. We
got plenty of quality time. My quality time cannot be
my pastime. That's that's that's not that can't be that. Hello, No, no,
we got plenty.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Next question is all right, Pierre and Charleston, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Jewel in landover Pierre and Charleston says, I overheard my
wife comparing my size to a guy she dated before me.
She said, I'm the biggest, but he was the best.
It hurt my pride, but I have kept my feelings
to myself. Is this just girl talk or was she serious?
Can I bring it up or do I let it?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
God?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
That don her dog, And I know it hurts you
because you wrote us about it. But now one thing
about it, though, Dog, this probably is factual, is really
nothing we could do about it. Now you can play
this stupid game and you can let her her talking.
I mean, I'm excuse me. I mean you can let
(04:20):
her hear you talking to your friends. Now, how now
let me tell you how that ain't gonna work out. So, bro,
you know wherever this dude is, he ain't married, he
ain't got her. You got him, but you got the Well, well,
(04:44):
let me say this to you. There's a song that applies.
Oh don't forget. There could be and old lover in
her memory.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
See right there, James, great James, his activity, that's what
he needs.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
He just laying there. And what he got to do
is he got he got he got to get into
the all. Well, how can I do this for morning
show radio? He needs to go back to uh what
do they call them? What are those schools where you
learn the trade?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Trade? You went deep University of.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah you know, I don't. I don't know why. Yeah
I wanted to go deep. Thank you, But that is
exactly trades focavocation. And see, he needs to like take
a regular course like meal, right, you know, they have plumbing,
they have courses for pipe land, and he needs to
get in one of these courses. See what you saying.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yeah, you got you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
He got he got his skill. You gotta get his
skill level up. That's it, you know, that's it. You see,
like you know, if if, if, if you had an
old love that was electrifying, then I'm gonna take up electricity. Yeah,
you know, if if you had somebody in your past
that really went deep, then.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I got I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I gotta go, get me a roller ruder. You see
what I'm saying. You know, if if if, if, if,
if you got somebody that was you know, just just
made your eyes rolled in the back of your head,
then I got to go in here and take the
pipe land course. But you know, if you work in
a sewerd department, that's what you do.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You lay pipe Thank you tour is the kind of
a turnoff, though.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Can he just ask her what you.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Want me to do? Why don't he leave that alone?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
All right? That's what he's saying.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
You heard what you said? Or she could just say, well,
we were just we were just girl talking. She's smart.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, all right, Vernice and Omaha says.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
My daughter had a baby and my ex husband flew
in to see the baby. He brought his new wife.
That was his side chick when we were married. I
don't want her around the baby. It's only been a
year and I'm still healing. Am I being unreasonable?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Very unreasonable? There's nothing you could do about that. This
is his current. You thinking that was his side piece
when y'all was together. You all have been wrong about
that before, but you do want to be able to
blame somebody, and now you don't want her around the baby.
Number one. It ain't your baby. It is his daughter,
(07:54):
and it is his current. Sometimes they graduate, but very rarely.
Hard to be slow con Okrah, you know massed potato,
white gravy and DNB chicken. It's hard.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Okay, that's it, all right, coming up the hour, Thank you, Celo.
We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
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