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It's time now for a rounded. Would you rather?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Would you rather have a pet tarantula or a pet monkey?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Give me the monkey monkey. I'm all over time with
this monkey and the monkey clown. Really what, Junior, I'm
gonna take the tarantula. I'm not taking a chance with
the monkey slapping. You're gonna get your but now you're
going into a crisis.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Not old pet.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
See, Now you gotta have another fire Kwalkers.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
No, I'm gonna take that. I'm gonna take that tyrantua
and put his ass in that little glass case. Just
dropped crickets down there every now and then to be
done with his ass over. I'm not finna caty his
monkey around town with you.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I thought you like monkeys monkey with the money.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I got the monkey and Tommy on your shoulder, Oh,
pop and tin oh ain't going now, I'm walking around.
I got the monkey and Tommy.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
And Junior said on both shoulders. I heard you going
on these show.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I got people coming to me.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
How much for the tall one? I'm moving on?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Would you rather have an itchy butt or would you
rather have itchy eyes?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
In my eyes?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Now? I just can't walking around squirming I'm not gonna
be squirming like that.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's Uncle Steve, no bathing behind it. Would you rather
which one?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
We know who had no itchy eyes? That's what damn
show who.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I know?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Bull? Guy didn't say who? Didn't?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Get well, well bull I didn't say who? All right?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Would you rather be a praise dancer sitting.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Over here looking like a Q dance Kermit? If here
I'm talking about who?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Would you rather be a praise dancer? Or would you
rather be a choir director?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Which ones? I'm the director?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I'm I'm not putting that robe on with them overweight
people sitting up here doing them two inch jumps.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh you so no to the praise dancer. That's what
you're saying.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
If y'all don't stop these praise dancers at these church
all these women who could not make the gymnastic team
because of weight restrictions, and now y'all have put these
robes on, got these flags, jumping around, splashing in water barefoot,
can't jump stop. We need to, indeed, praise dancer. You
(02:47):
can't say, First of all, it wouldn't created praise dancer.
This is for everybody that didn't y'all cut from the
gymnastic team. They couldn't make it in the choir because
they ain't, because they can't, saying.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
They were too young to be on.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
The usherboard, because they didn't want to wear the white gloves. No, no, no,
I ain't seen now one of them could dance. These
ain't alvin A dancers.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
What they want to do?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Maybe she's coming up next. We'll close out the show
with Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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