June 3, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
In entertainment news, Eddie Murphy returns in Beverly Hills cop
Axel f on Netflix. Tennis legend Venus Williams will be
honored with a Venus Barbie Doll by Mattel and our deepest,
deepest condolence is going out to former First Lady Michelle
Obama and the family her mother, Miss Marian Robinson has
(00:22):
passed away. That is all coming up at the top
of the hour. Yeah, but right now it is time
to ask the colo. This is from Dana and Conyer's.
Dana writes, my husband was in charge of dropping off
our discarded clothes at a local charity. His female friend
posted a picture of her with my shoes on that
(00:44):
I thought were donated to charity. Why did he give
her my shoes? And why can't he see how weird
that is?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
God?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Whos God? Yeah? Yeah, whoa.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That's a level of stupidity. I may not be able
to help you with it.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm familiar with God.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Damn these are this is a clo that requires not
the clo.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
You should have he should have wrote somebody else, like
Bishop Jake said, somebody he need that type help.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
He needs prayer. I can't help him. Let's go to
the next one. Okay, all right, your response.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
For him because he gave the woman his watch shoes.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Don't yeah gg in Indianapolis.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
We are gonna move on.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Colo says, I'm dating a new guy and we stayed
at his place last night. I forgot my facial cleanser,
so I slept with all of my makeup on this morning.
He yelled at me because my makeup was on his sheets.
I told him to wash them. Why was he so rude?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Well, I mean last night he wasn't complaining about what
that makeup was, you know, or you could have learned
something about him. He tried to me, maybe he don't
wash his sheets. But now you came over here and
got these shirts messed up, and I don't wash these
sheets for another week and I only got one cent.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Now you could have learned that.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Secondly, this new guy, you Dayton, might not be the
kindest person in the world, because if after sex, y'all
spent the night after sex, that's his complaint, right girl?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Please, he yelled at her.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I don't give a damn if you didn't beat plugs
out that sheet, What do I care?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Can you come back to you?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Truth up in here? The album?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
What you tal about?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
You might have to think about that, sister some I'm
wrong with him?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah all right?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Keishawn and Woodbridge says, I went to my brother's graduation
and my wife called me non stop while I was
out of town. She's always trying to catch me cheating.
And when I tell her to relax, she said, I
sound guilty.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Do you think she's on to me? Or is she
just reaching?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Well, dog, did you hear what you're just saying?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Do you think she's on to me?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
She owned to you, and you stupid for writing a
letter like that.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
That's why she called it.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Do you think she's owned to me or just reaching?
Either way, she owned to.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You, said.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
If she's reaching, she owned to you. If she suspects you,
she owned to you. If she trying to bust you,
she owned you. It's just a matter of time because
you stupid. The whole line and the question is stupid.
I went to my brother's graduation.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
She called me.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
She always trying to catch me cheating. And when I'm
sitting to be in here cheating, I can't even we
can't even have a meal. I'm trying to kill her
baby over side and she get calling and conting and counting.
Do you think she's owned to me? Yeah? Yeah, I dosage.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And as a matter of fact, dog any day now,
you can expect it to come down. Trump verdict is
on the way. All thirty four counts.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
See all right, last one. See this is the last one.
Jet in Milwaukee. Jet said, I had sex with my
dad's friend. It wasn't a big deal to me, so
I told my dad about it. Almost fifty and his
friend is sixty four. I didn't expect my dad to
(05:05):
treat me like a child. Will I be eighty years
old before my father can accept that I'm a grown woman.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Why did you tell your father? Right?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Because she said she didn't think it was a big deal.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Any girl or daughter that go to her father and
tell her father she has sex with one of her friends,
that's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
A problem one of his head.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I don't care how old you get, you gotta remember
you steal his daughter. And you're so stupid for telling it.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
She's only concerned that he's treating her like a child.
That's her only concern you act like a child.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Who do that? Mama? Daddy? I had some sex the
other day. What you think? What you think he was
gonna say? That?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Don't make no sense. I've never heard of at you.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Uh huh, tell about dad?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Hey that you know what I mean? Knocking on one of
your homeboy.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
What was his name? He's six before?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
What was his homeboys?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Bang?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Horse?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Me and Horace got busy, that is, I.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Was me and me and me and Horace was all
in the banging last name.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
He was knocking the boots and Horace and I was
debating because I kind of like Clarence. But you know,
but I'm gonna tell you what though. I ended up
with Horse, but I like Clarence. But I'm gonna tell
you something, man, Uh huh uh. Felix, he just soaked cute.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
But names though, Felix and Clarence. And if you all
love Clarence, yes.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
The boy, I'll tell you what it was so you.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
But the one I really like is your friend mister Rudolph.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
What is it about mister Rudolph?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
You know he'd be wearing them capes like the eyes
of brother. You wear a cane and he can put
them diamond stands on. I just think that it's so sexy.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Trying to holler.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
And the other friend he come on the ones you
play cards. But I don't really care for him that
much though.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Who is that?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Oh Wilbur, Wilbur, Wilbur and he.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Just so you know, mister Wilbury, he trying to slow
you know, he be talking to he and you got
to wipe his mouth for him when he be talking.
I got to do all that, like he have his
handkerchief in his hand, but sometime he don't feel it.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I reach your it had to wipe my mouth phone.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
No, that's too much. Yes, all right.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Damn, mister Dexter told me to stop doing it.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
All right, thank you, Clo.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
In entertainment news, Eddie Murphy returns in Beverly Hills cop
Axel f on Netflix. Tennis legend Venus Williams will be
honored with a Venus Barbie Doll by Mattel and our deepest,
deepest condolence is going out to former First Lady Michelle
Obama and the family her mother, Miss Marian Robinson has
(00:22):
passed away. That is all coming up at the top
of the hour. Yeah, but right now it is time
to ask the colo. This is from Dana and Conyer's.
Dana writes, my husband was in charge of dropping off
our discarded clothes at a local charity. His female friend
posted a picture of her with my shoes on that
(00:44):
I thought were donated to charity. Why did he give
her my shoes? And why can't he see how weird
that is?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
God?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Whos God? Yeah? Yeah, whoa.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That's a level of stupidity. I may not be able
to help you with it.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm familiar with God.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Damn these are this is a clo that requires not
the clo.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
You should have he should have wrote somebody else, like
Bishop Jake said, somebody he need that type help.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
He needs prayer. I can't help him. Let's go to
the next one. Okay, all right, your response.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
For him because he gave the woman his watch shoes.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Don't yeah gg in Indianapolis.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
We are gonna move on.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Colo says, I'm dating a new guy and we stayed
at his place last night. I forgot my facial cleanser,
so I slept with all of my makeup on this morning.
He yelled at me because my makeup was on his sheets.
I told him to wash them. Why was he so rude?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Well, I mean last night he wasn't complaining about what
that makeup was, you know, or you could have learned
something about him. He tried to me, maybe he don't
wash his sheets. But now you came over here and
got these shirts messed up, and I don't wash these
sheets for another week and I only got one cent.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Now you could have learned that.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Secondly, this new guy, you Dayton, might not be the
kindest person in the world, because if after sex, y'all
spent the night after sex, that's his complaint, right girl?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Please, he yelled at her.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I don't give a damn if you didn't beat plugs
out that sheet, What do I care?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Can you come back to you?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Truth up in here? The album?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
What you tal about?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
You might have to think about that, sister some I'm
wrong with him?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah all right?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Keishawn and Woodbridge says, I went to my brother's graduation
and my wife called me non stop while I was
out of town. She's always trying to catch me cheating.
And when I tell her to relax, she said, I
sound guilty.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Do you think she's on to me? Or is she
just reaching?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Well, dog, did you hear what you're just saying?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Do you think she's on to me?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
She owned to you, and you stupid for writing a
letter like that.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
That's why she called it.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Do you think she's owned to me or just reaching?
Either way, she owned to.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You, said.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
If she's reaching, she owned to you. If she suspects you,
she owned to you. If she trying to bust you,
she owned you. It's just a matter of time because
you stupid. The whole line and the question is stupid.
I went to my brother's graduation.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
She called me.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
She always trying to catch me cheating. And when I'm
sitting to be in here cheating, I can't even we
can't even have a meal. I'm trying to kill her
baby over side and she get calling and conting and counting.
Do you think she's owned to me? Yeah? Yeah, I dosage.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And as a matter of fact, dog any day now,
you can expect it to come down. Trump verdict is
on the way. All thirty four counts.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
See all right, last one. See this is the last one.
Jet in Milwaukee. Jet said, I had sex with my
dad's friend. It wasn't a big deal to me, so
I told my dad about it. Almost fifty and his
friend is sixty four. I didn't expect my dad to
(05:05):
treat me like a child. Will I be eighty years
old before my father can accept that I'm a grown woman.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Why did you tell your father? Right?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Because she said she didn't think it was a big deal.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Any girl or daughter that go to her father and
tell her father she has sex with one of her friends,
that's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
A problem one of his head.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I don't care how old you get, you gotta remember
you steal his daughter. And you're so stupid for telling it.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
She's only concerned that he's treating her like a child.
That's her only concern you act like a child.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Who do that? Mama? Daddy? I had some sex the
other day. What you think? What you think he was
gonna say? That?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Don't make no sense. I've never heard of at you.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Uh huh, tell about dad?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Hey that you know what I mean? Knocking on one of
your homeboy.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
What was his name? He's six before?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
What was his homeboys?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Bang?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Horse?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Me and Horace got busy, that is, I.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Was me and me and me and Horace was all
in the banging last name.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
He was knocking the boots and Horace and I was
debating because I kind of like Clarence. But you know,
but I'm gonna tell you what though. I ended up
with Horse, but I like Clarence. But I'm gonna tell
you something, man, Uh huh uh. Felix, he just soaked cute.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
But names though, Felix and Clarence. And if you all
love Clarence, yes.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
The boy, I'll tell you what it was so you.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
But the one I really like is your friend mister Rudolph.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
What is it about mister Rudolph?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
You know he'd be wearing them capes like the eyes
of brother. You wear a cane and he can put
them diamond stands on. I just think that it's so sexy.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Trying to holler.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
And the other friend he come on the ones you
play cards. But I don't really care for him that
much though.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Who is that?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Oh Wilbur, Wilbur, Wilbur and he.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Just so you know, mister Wilbury, he trying to slow
you know, he be talking to he and you got
to wipe his mouth for him when he be talking.
I got to do all that, like he have his
handkerchief in his hand, but sometime he don't feel it.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I reach your it had to wipe my mouth phone.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
No, that's too much. Yes, all right.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Damn, mister Dexter told me to stop doing it.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
All right, thank you, Clo.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
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