1 Has 2 Go

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to play around it. One has to go.
One of these things has to go. Mouthwash, wet wipes, deodorants.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, dog, I got three. Yeah, probably gonna be there.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Wet wipe.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Let me tell you I need them though.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
The mouthwashes.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Now you have enough money to buy total wash toilets,
but you refuse to do that for some reason.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
What a washed to come out? Well you won't, you
won't need the wet wipes. Stop all right.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
One has to go fried frog legs, fried rabbit, fried gator, Oh.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Fried gator. It's hard. That's hard to get fried gator.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Frog legs is outstanding, Yeah, outstanding rabbit.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I love it all. All tastes like chicken. I hear.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
That's all that in an oprah gumbo when you got
me all of it. Look at all these faces they make.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
I know, I know you all even call it that scared,
call it go bugie, that's skimmed.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
But you know, rabbit in my gumbo, mayor to a
man from New Orleans.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
And now we got a line, now a rabbit.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
The gumbo.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Alright, now they got rules to that gumbo down.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Throw some rabbit in there. One has to go screaming moaning,
talking dirty. Mm hmm, Junior, you go first.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Yeah, screaming, can go moaning, talk dirt.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, that's that's screaming. Sound like I'm doing something to you.
That moaning and talking dirty. That's better, Steve.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
I'm just stuck on Junior's ass.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Not having a crisis.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
That spank me, spin.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Me, Steve.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
That sounds like crisis moaning.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'm sure it's different. You don't know that you can
get rid of it. I need to. I need to
talking dirty, and you gotta go ahead. You can't screaming somewhere.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
All right, all right, one has to go underarm hair,
nose hair, ear hair, which one?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
All of them much.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I didn't seen some people. They they damn near combing it.
If that your hell I got.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, I can't stand that man. Yeah your hair.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
If your ball ain't getting your your hair, he ain't
no good ball.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I don't have a barber.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
So if you want to look old, yeah, if you
want to look old, leave your ear hair along, my god,
and nose.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Hell. I'm looking at this dude the other day, going,
do you see that dog and your nose?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Head?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Great? All right, they got a thing.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
They got a little tweezer. Man, they got this. They're
not tweezers. It's a little shaver, your nostrils in your nose.
You can keep all that trim man, no hair, y'all?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
All right, one has to go. Scrambled eggs, boiled eggs,
Sonny side up eggs, you guys boil here, boiled eggs
can go boil really yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I like Sonny side up, yeah, favor and I love scrambling. Yeah,
but you get rid of ball. That's gonna kill your
tune of salad, your eggs, sally.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Yeah, you can't have eggs on your.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Well. I didn't know what was going that for into.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
All right, one has to go. One has to go,
your siblings, your children, you're in loss. One has to go.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
You could just surprise me. You can't do that.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Best answer ever.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
My babies.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I can't let my babies go

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Man, nephew, Today's break, all right, after you're listening Morning
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