Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Here we go around him. Would you rather?
Would you rather stare uncontrollably at pretty ladies or whistle uncontrollably?
Which one would you rather stare or with?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'd rather say I think whistling is kind of disrespectful.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I think I'd rather bear there. That ain't that? Ain't
I don't do that? Okay, you'll be respectful either way,
But yes, yes, all? Have you ever been put all right?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Would you rather listen to the Blues while making love?
Or would you rather listen to nineties R and B, the.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Blues, the Blue List, some depressing love? Right?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
We lay in here, across the be here, she got
too many holes in it.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Just ain't gonna go well. Head boat is rocking ch
corners then came up.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
As loud as you scream, and all the neighbors saying,
shut up.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I got to love, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Would you rather chili cheese dog with onions or would
you rather a double bacon cheeseburger chili cheese dog with
onions or double bacon cheese burger.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Cheese dog with chili cheese dog cheese dog with I
don't like bacon on my hand.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
You don't like a bacon cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Followed by heartburn medicine, poady.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Gotta beef? What did you Laying four strips of pork
on this.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Bacon makes everything taste good like butter?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Would you rather two vampire fangs in the front of
your mouth or would you rather be missing that that
one side tooth?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Two fangs are missing the side? Dog?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Either way, I'm gonna go and miss that side, I guess, yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Just take that hole right there. I can't do They put.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Some things in there. At least I got some I
should not be doing.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Be looking clean through my head? That ain't.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
What is it with that missing tooth on the side?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Man? All right?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Would you rather get a tattoo on your lower back
or would you rather go skating with your ex?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Hmmm? Pat it up? Let's go, pat it up, tat
it up?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Oh yeah, you got a whole sleeve on your arms.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Cats, don't bother you. I'm just gonna go with my putting,
no damn tattoo on my lower back? Full mile tramp
stand man, put your wife, you put your white name there,
you'd be outside that arena, all right.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
That's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up next to
our last break of the day, and we'll close out
the show with the one and only Steve Harvey right
after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.