Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, got time now for another round of would
you rather? Would you rather never ever have to get
tired or never ever have to go to the bathroom?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Which one never get tired?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
I got old, man, Yeah, I gotta go. I enjoy
going to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
It's oversharing.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
I got a TV computer in my bathroom. I enjoy
the dope. People don't know who I am.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I enjoy. I enjoyed the feeling of going to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I got a built in water spray. But day I got.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
You know, it's enjoyable for me. And now I like
the feeling of being in the bathroom sitting there naked.
Ain't got no throes on I see, got a heat
on it?

Speaker 5 (00:47):
What you know?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
All right, well, thank you, junior.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, I just I never want to double to get tired.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Man, Going to the bathroom just good feeling. I just
set in that bathroom to my legs, went to sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
How long were you in there?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
I'm talking about got up and just fell into the dough.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
You had so long?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Got him just that they had no legs?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
All right? Moving on?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Would you rather have no one show up to your
wedding or no one show up to your funeral to
the weind.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
I want fuel pack, I need I need something. I
need some acknowledgement, crime.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Remarks, building shut down, you.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Know, yeah, all that.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
I'm talking about the funeral procession. Thirty minutes shut down
on the car sold out.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, it's just all right.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Would you would you rather have your own private jet
or your own private island?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Well, we're gonna get to the island. If we ain't
got the damn jet.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
You can't land it, gentlemen, yellow island.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I'm gonna get a island. I'm gonna get a big island,
all right.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Last one, Would you rather sit near the printer or
sit near the water cooler near the printer?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, either way, I'm doing bad. I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Say water cooler, and I'm working at one water.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Cool out of an officer here all the studio.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
They ain't got no bottle water. All right.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's today's rounded.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Would you I have an assistant that go get this print.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
You're listening Morning show