June 6, 2024 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Present and Resorts World, Las Vegas. All right, guys, time
now for us. The CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
is here.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Steve.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
This one is from Diamond and Baltimore. Diamond writes, my
thirty three year old boyfriend has been in jail for
most of our relationship. We met four years ago and
he's violated his probation twice since we've been together. When
he's gone, I can't lie. I sneak around with my
ex boyfriend, and now that I am now that I
(01:05):
am pregnant, I'm not sure who the father is. My
boyfriend already has three children. So he won't be happy
about this. My ex just got married, so it would
be bad all the way around. If it's his child.
Should I stay with my jailbird boyfriend and let him
raise the child? Or tell my ex why.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I ain't raised him? From where? What does he fin?
What are you zooming?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
You've been winning four years? He been locked up most
of the focus. He keep violating probation.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
He can't.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
He can't stay away from that now. So you've been
seeing your ex. Now you pregnant. You don't know who
baby it is. He's married, but your ex is married,
So let me get this married. You just can't.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Get the right hand, dud.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
The one you won't, you say you won't is in jail.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
The one you're with is married. Now you're pregnant. You
don't know which one it is?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Right, She says, Her boyfriend in jail won't be happy
because he already has three kids.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
The hell you're worrying about him being happy?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
For about the pregnancy? Why you can't worry about him?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
He got other issues even to be mad because you pregnant.
He ain't out here taking care of none of them. Homeboy,
I gotta get itself together, he gotta quit violating. He
got he got to come out here and do it now.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I know, I know.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Don't get me wrong that that violation. Probation can be
for anything. I mean, they can come set you down
for anything. You can't be in the presence and nobody
with a weapon, you can't be in the president, nobody
with a record. You can't be within so much distance,
so this, that and the other. You can't get a ticket.
You can't do nothing for no pro base. It was
(03:04):
easy to violin, you know, but you got you need
to start picking better bakery.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, all right. Moving on Kelsey
and Richmond, Virginia says, I'm a thirty year old hairstylist
and one of my clients is messing with a married man.
That man's wife comes to another stylist in the salon,
and through other gossiping women in the salon, they found
out about each other. While my client was under the
(03:33):
dryer Saturday, someone keyed her car and wrote on it
with a permanent marker. My customer thinks me and the
other stylists should pay for the damage because she's too
ashamed to file an insurance claim. Am I liable? Since
it was on my property.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
No, whoa, No, you're not liable for the car if
you gets stolen on your property. No, she has insurance.
Hush insurance is liable for that. You're not liable for that.
I don't see how you liable for that on your property.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Mess with a married man.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Anything cartails usually happen somewhere around somebody property.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Somebody owns that property all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So I don't know what to do something. No, you tripping?
You know what?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You you're worried about car. You're trying to get liability.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Put on the what the little girl? Come on, you
get your life together. You'all worry about the wrong stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, that's right, That is exactly right. Okay, So let's
see what Sherry and Cincinnati is saying. She writes, I
have a weird situation with my next door neighbor. He
plays his saxophone all hours of the day and night,
and I've complained to him and management. He came over
the other day with a peace offering, and it was
(04:58):
not what I expected. He said, clearly there's sexual tension
with us, and he gave me a long and passionate kiss.
He said he's ready for sex whenever I am. And
he left my apartment. I want him so badly now,
But I've never been in a situation like this. Is
(05:19):
it a bad idea to have sex with a neighbor?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Just go the way you think it was gonna go.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I thought he came over there with some weed or something.
He came over there, tongue kissing, left.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I like it. Yeah, then he left.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Well, one thing she ain't gonna call down there about that.
Damn sex, that's what. Damn shut kill me, blow all.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You won't, baby, you might have blown up back. She
will be glad when you coming back over.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But her question is is it a bad idea to
have sex with a neighbor?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Well, I mean if you single and he's single. He
just came over here and just mouth kissed you real hard.
I'm talking hard anybody.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
And and he what what instrument is he blowing?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Fact?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Sex? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, yeah, he had his tongue way down yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
His tongue been on weeds and stuff all his boy.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Girl, girl, you've been a saxophone kids.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You've been growing up in here.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
All of a sudden, you girls, it's inevitable. I don't
even know why you wrote this. You already know thated
what you do. You just said you want him so bad?
What's stopping you?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
You already know it's gonna pop off.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
But he blow one more damn note, and I'm gonna
go over there and straighten all this out.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You blow that horn again to see it on. I
come over there. We'll see who can kiss hard.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
But what we are everybody gonna yeah, yeah, I call myself.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
There. I stopped myself. I ain't even get it.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Everybody listening right now probably know what it was, and
then write your own joke.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It's gone.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Good morning radio, yeah, good morning.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Oh well, uh wow, look at the time we gotta go,
steel O. Thank you you're listening. Morning Show
Listen up, Steve Harvey. Nation comedian Kevin Hart is making
a highly anticipated return to Resorts World Las Vegas with
two performances of his all new show Kevin Hart Acting
My Age on July twelfth and July fourteenth, and you
could win a trip for two to attend the July
fourteenth show. This prize package includes round trip coach airfare
(00:24):
and a two night hotel day and to now and
get rules at STEVEHARVEYFM dot com. That's STEVEHARVEYFM dot com
for all the info. It's brought to you by AEG
Present and Resorts World, Las Vegas. All right, guys, time
now for us. The CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
is here.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Steve.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
This one is from Diamond and Baltimore. Diamond writes, my
thirty three year old boyfriend has been in jail for
most of our relationship. We met four years ago and
he's violated his probation twice since we've been together. When
he's gone, I can't lie. I sneak around with my
ex boyfriend, and now that I am now that I
(01:05):
am pregnant, I'm not sure who the father is. My
boyfriend already has three children. So he won't be happy
about this. My ex just got married, so it would
be bad all the way around. If it's his child.
Should I stay with my jailbird boyfriend and let him
raise the child? Or tell my ex why.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I ain't raised him? From where? What does he fin?
What are you zooming?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
You've been winning four years? He been locked up most
of the focus. He keep violating probation.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
He can't.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
He can't stay away from that now. So you've been
seeing your ex. Now you pregnant. You don't know who
baby it is. He's married, but your ex is married,
So let me get this married. You just can't.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Get the right hand, dud.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
The one you won't, you say you won't is in jail.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
The one you're with is married. Now you're pregnant. You
don't know which one it is?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Right, She says, Her boyfriend in jail won't be happy
because he already has three kids.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
The hell you're worrying about him being happy?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
For about the pregnancy? Why you can't worry about him?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
He got other issues even to be mad because you pregnant.
He ain't out here taking care of none of them. Homeboy,
I gotta get itself together, he gotta quit violating. He
got he got to come out here and do it now.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I know, I know.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Don't get me wrong that that violation. Probation can be
for anything. I mean, they can come set you down
for anything. You can't be in the presence and nobody
with a weapon, you can't be in the president, nobody
with a record. You can't be within so much distance,
so this, that and the other. You can't get a ticket.
You can't do nothing for no pro base. It was
(03:04):
easy to violin, you know, but you got you need
to start picking better bakery.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, all right. Moving on Kelsey
and Richmond, Virginia says, I'm a thirty year old hairstylist
and one of my clients is messing with a married man.
That man's wife comes to another stylist in the salon,
and through other gossiping women in the salon, they found
out about each other. While my client was under the
(03:33):
dryer Saturday, someone keyed her car and wrote on it
with a permanent marker. My customer thinks me and the
other stylists should pay for the damage because she's too
ashamed to file an insurance claim. Am I liable? Since
it was on my property.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
No, whoa, No, you're not liable for the car if
you gets stolen on your property. No, she has insurance.
Hush insurance is liable for that. You're not liable for that.
I don't see how you liable for that on your property.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Mess with a married man.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Anything cartails usually happen somewhere around somebody property.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Somebody owns that property all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So I don't know what to do something. No, you tripping?
You know what?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You you're worried about car. You're trying to get liability.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Put on the what the little girl? Come on, you
get your life together. You'all worry about the wrong stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, that's right, That is exactly right. Okay, So let's
see what Sherry and Cincinnati is saying. She writes, I
have a weird situation with my next door neighbor. He
plays his saxophone all hours of the day and night,
and I've complained to him and management. He came over
the other day with a peace offering, and it was
(04:58):
not what I expected. He said, clearly there's sexual tension
with us, and he gave me a long and passionate kiss.
He said he's ready for sex whenever I am. And
he left my apartment. I want him so badly now,
But I've never been in a situation like this. Is
(05:19):
it a bad idea to have sex with a neighbor?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Just go the way you think it was gonna go.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I thought he came over there with some weed or something.
He came over there, tongue kissing, left.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I like it. Yeah, then he left.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Well, one thing she ain't gonna call down there about that.
Damn sex, that's what. Damn shut kill me, blow all.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You won't, baby, you might have blown up back. She
will be glad when you coming back over.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But her question is is it a bad idea to
have sex with a neighbor?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Well, I mean if you single and he's single. He
just came over here and just mouth kissed you real hard.
I'm talking hard anybody.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
And and he what what instrument is he blowing?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Fact?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Sex? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, yeah, he had his tongue way down yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
His tongue been on weeds and stuff all his boy.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Girl, girl, you've been a saxophone kids.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You've been growing up in here.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
All of a sudden, you girls, it's inevitable. I don't
even know why you wrote this. You already know thated
what you do. You just said you want him so bad?
What's stopping you?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
You already know it's gonna pop off.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
But he blow one more damn note, and I'm gonna
go over there and straighten all this out.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You blow that horn again to see it on. I
come over there. We'll see who can kiss hard.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
But what we are everybody gonna yeah, yeah, I call myself.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
There. I stopped myself. I ain't even get it.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Everybody listening right now probably know what it was, and
then write your own joke.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It's gone.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Good morning radio, yeah, good morning.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Oh well, uh wow, look at the time we gotta go,
steel O. Thank you you're listening. Morning Show
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