June 6, 2024 • 6 mins
Implications and suspicions along with so much more. Let the gaslighting and delusion begin! LMBAO!!!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, the guys are here with today's comedy segment.
Jay tell us what.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is only has to do and how women can
take anything that a man does, anything, any little movement, anything,
anything and make something out of it. By the way
she phrases it, okay, like it makes you feel as
if you're doing something wrong anything for instance, for.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Instance, oh oh, you're taking showers now, what's wrong with text?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
And we got one in the band.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
When did you start taking showers all of a sudden
you showering up?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I love this thing.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah, that's simple phrasing right there. When did you start
wearing that fragrance?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not what you usually Well.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I just I was in the departments throwing I saw.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
A new and the ladies broy you're changing up now?
You changing up freightrances? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh Joe, when they when they start with I see
you got some new shoes.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Well, when did you start eating toast? I never knows
you like toast toast?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I just wanted to try cut cutting bread and half now,
so we're.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Cutting off ends. You don't eat the crust.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
We don't eat crust no more. Yeah, I'm getting new
to fool.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, always something they love all of this.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Here go one right here?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
When you start buying new socks, yeah, well old sock
for he Yeah, I get this one all the time.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
What is you doing on that side of town?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Why are you over that?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
What is you doing in sugar Lane? That's what I
want to What you do over there?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Who you know?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Where charl is from?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Higgo higgo one? This one?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
This one, they say it really bothers the cauld We
be mind our own business on the phone. Maybe they
just laughing, having a good time. What's so funny? I
like to laugh too, what you ah?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Head back laughing and then that yeah you're cracking up joke.
My favorite segment of twenty eighteen.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Right here, What I saw you scribbling? What you scratch
it out for?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
You got you gotta see a sound your Yeah you
wroll some down scratch second you were scribbling what you
scratching out for? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Oh I got one, Steve Shirley, Tell Steve I got one.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
JS one Steve, Okay, tell me to go ahead.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Since since when you started liking that song, I never
know you let my son.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Okay, Oh that's your jam. I got warm, I got
war for you. Ready for this?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Come on?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
What you gotta bring it? Why Earl keep calling you.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Your dog?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Because we friends? But what they keep calling you? Photos?
I got? I got this one bottle monica. So you
you didn't went from zen to dove?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
You didn't went from zes to dove. That's what you're
doing now, you're doing dub Who got your own dove?
Who puts your own duvet? I got one?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I got one, I got one.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
That one.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So you went to the McDonald's on the other side
of town.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
What's rolling one on the street?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Okay, yeah, okay, so now so now so now you
you're going to church?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
About you? About the Lord?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Who is this?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
When you start eating Mediterranean food? I got one? So
why you got to be at every taco too?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
What's down there? So good?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Taco? Do spot? Are you mex now?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Where you know? How from? At the bank? I come
in here every day of a week.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I notice people always speaking to my first.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Time in here?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah? No, no, just here.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
So I see y'all friends on Facebook? We ain't friends
on Facebook?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
One right there? I love it.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Don't hit that like, don't hit that like. But yeah,
be careful.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
So you you hugging people around the waist when you
take pictures now, huh, we got to have.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Our arms straight up in the ass.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
We gotta be a wrist take a we're getting a wrest.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
So when you start wiping stuff off my face, yeah
I know. Yeah, Oh, by, get some sleep in your eye.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Just was giving me a.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Sleeping Oh you like baked chicken now, all of a sudden,
you baked chicken out.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Okay, yeah, that's what we're doing. I'm stupid you eating
baked chicken.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Okay, since when you got to where you want to
hold my hand and not when we're going somewhere when
they start here just holding hands.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
When that started, you started wearing your ring again.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Huh. He can't win, he can come on. Steve closes out.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
No, that it.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I'm through.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I like.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
You through.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Now now you throw oh now you?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Oh? Now you when you start crying after sex, My god,
you're listening hard.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Morning Show
All right, the guys are here with today's comedy segment.
Jay tell us what.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is only has to do and how women can
take anything that a man does, anything, any little movement, anything,
anything and make something out of it. By the way
she phrases it, okay, like it makes you feel as
if you're doing something wrong anything for instance, for.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Instance, oh oh, you're taking showers now, what's wrong with text?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
And we got one in the band.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
When did you start taking showers all of a sudden
you showering up?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I love this thing.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah, that's simple phrasing right there. When did you start
wearing that fragrance?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not what you usually Well.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I just I was in the departments throwing I saw.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
A new and the ladies broy you're changing up now?
You changing up freightrances? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh Joe, when they when they start with I see
you got some new shoes.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Well, when did you start eating toast? I never knows
you like toast toast?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I just wanted to try cut cutting bread and half now,
so we're.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Cutting off ends. You don't eat the crust.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
We don't eat crust no more. Yeah, I'm getting new
to fool.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, always something they love all of this.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Here go one right here?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
When you start buying new socks, yeah, well old sock
for he Yeah, I get this one all the time.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
What is you doing on that side of town?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Why are you over that?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
What is you doing in sugar Lane? That's what I
want to What you do over there?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Who you know?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Where charl is from?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Higgo higgo one? This one?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
This one, they say it really bothers the cauld We
be mind our own business on the phone. Maybe they
just laughing, having a good time. What's so funny? I
like to laugh too, what you ah?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Head back laughing and then that yeah you're cracking up joke.
My favorite segment of twenty eighteen.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Right here, What I saw you scribbling? What you scratch
it out for?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
You got you gotta see a sound your Yeah you
wroll some down scratch second you were scribbling what you
scratching out for? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Oh I got one, Steve Shirley, Tell Steve I got one.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
JS one Steve, Okay, tell me to go ahead.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Since since when you started liking that song, I never
know you let my son.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Okay, Oh that's your jam. I got warm, I got
war for you. Ready for this?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Come on?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
What you gotta bring it? Why Earl keep calling you.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Your dog?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Because we friends? But what they keep calling you? Photos?
I got? I got this one bottle monica. So you
you didn't went from zen to dove?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
You didn't went from zes to dove. That's what you're
doing now, you're doing dub Who got your own dove?
Who puts your own duvet? I got one?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I got one, I got one.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
That one.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So you went to the McDonald's on the other side
of town.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
What's rolling one on the street?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Okay, yeah, okay, so now so now so now you
you're going to church?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
About you? About the Lord?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Who is this?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
When you start eating Mediterranean food? I got one? So
why you got to be at every taco too?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
What's down there? So good?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Taco? Do spot? Are you mex now?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Where you know? How from? At the bank? I come
in here every day of a week.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I notice people always speaking to my first.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Time in here?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah? No, no, just here.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
So I see y'all friends on Facebook? We ain't friends
on Facebook?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
One right there? I love it.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Don't hit that like, don't hit that like. But yeah,
be careful.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
So you you hugging people around the waist when you
take pictures now, huh, we got to have.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Our arms straight up in the ass.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
We gotta be a wrist take a we're getting a wrest.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
So when you start wiping stuff off my face, yeah
I know. Yeah, Oh, by, get some sleep in your eye.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Just was giving me a.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Sleeping Oh you like baked chicken now, all of a sudden,
you baked chicken out.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Okay, yeah, that's what we're doing. I'm stupid you eating
baked chicken.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Okay, since when you got to where you want to
hold my hand and not when we're going somewhere when
they start here just holding hands.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
When that started, you started wearing your ring again.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Huh. He can't win, he can come on. Steve closes out.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
No, that it.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I'm through.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I like.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
You through.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Now now you throw oh now you?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Oh? Now you when you start crying after sex, My god,
you're listening hard.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
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