June 10, 2024 • 4 mins
The crew got excuses Black people make to not get in the pool. Spun it!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, guys, time now for comedy roulette. Jay take
it away.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
All right, there we go, comedy roulette. You take four subjects,
three subjects don't matter. Putting them on a wheel. Spin
the wheel with a wheel, stop and it stops. Will
make it funny, because that's what we do there. You don't.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh, since he got sick, he wrote respectful.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Everybody is equipment.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I just wait on that.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
He's a comedian, Jayson, commit none of that.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
All right, here we go. Number one excuses black people
make not to get in a swimming pool. Number two
things you say the fifty year old men who still
wear corn rows.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Let's do that.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Excuses you make to not let the Jehovah witness in
the house. Oh and number four things people say when
they don't want to leave the waitress or the waiter
a tip. All right, so let's get it. Yeah, that's.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Fifty year with Conroe. Let's go, baby, fifty year old,
please let me go.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
All right, it landed on high excuses black people make.
You're not get in the swimming pool.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I'm gonna shut it off because this is for real.
Was that get in the water? Was that get in
the water? I get real damn Ashy.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
I can't get in that damn one.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, that's it. I tell you what I don't know
about black people. These are excuses I used not getting
the pool. I got Ciga sel I could die. I
can't get it.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I swim I could that.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Okay, okay, okay, you know what. I wanted to swim today.
But they don't make the pins in swimming Trump, that's
the only reason why there They just you know them
depends they don't. Yeah, I gotta have that. I can't
get in there, and I.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Will never go swimming with you.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Every excuse me, black people, don't Black people use not
to get in the swim. I like to swim all
the way down in back. There's too many people in there.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't like overstating.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, I just like to go down the back.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Excuse us black people make so they don't have to
get in the water. It's a whole lot of people
in that water and somebody I don't know who it is,
but I'm just guessing somebody done broke winning. I ain't
getting in there.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, Hey, hey, excuse us black people make for not
to swim. Where y'all keep the floutest. I don't see
no floating. I can't get in there without floating.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
All right, all right, all right, all right. Excuses black
people make not to get in a swimming pool. You
know what, dog, I was gonna get in I was,
but my excellent the flat up. And you know if
I get everybody gonna get eggs if I get in there.
You know what I'm saying. I don't want everybody to
get ignit because I got it bad. Yeah, this this
(03:27):
exmen here different, this different.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Excuses Black people used to not get into swimming pool.
I go in with y'all. But black people allergic to chlorine.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
We don't.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Don't care for them.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
All right, excuses black people make so they don't have
to get into pool. See if I get in the water,
my fake jured will turn color. See I don't need
to get in the water, so I.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Can work that worked like that?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, the angry black people, why they don't get in
the pool. We ain't like the boat ride over here,
come on close.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Excuses black people are used not to get in the
swimming pool. Well, I would get in there today, but
I like more of a racial mix in the water.
Racial mix in the water I like more like, yeah,
fifty fifty half white, half flat. And then I'll get in.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll be
back with more of the Steam Harvey Morning Show right
after that. You're listening Stream Harvey Morning Show
All right, guys, time now for comedy roulette. Jay take
it away.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
All right, there we go, comedy roulette. You take four subjects,
three subjects don't matter. Putting them on a wheel. Spin
the wheel with a wheel, stop and it stops. Will
make it funny, because that's what we do there. You don't.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh, since he got sick, he wrote respectful.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Everybody is equipment.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I just wait on that.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
He's a comedian, Jayson, commit none of that.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
All right, here we go. Number one excuses black people
make not to get in a swimming pool. Number two
things you say the fifty year old men who still
wear corn rows.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Let's do that.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Excuses you make to not let the Jehovah witness in
the house. Oh and number four things people say when
they don't want to leave the waitress or the waiter
a tip. All right, so let's get it. Yeah, that's.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Fifty year with Conroe. Let's go, baby, fifty year old,
please let me go.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
All right, it landed on high excuses black people make.
You're not get in the swimming pool.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I'm gonna shut it off because this is for real.
Was that get in the water? Was that get in
the water? I get real damn Ashy.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
I can't get in that damn one.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, that's it. I tell you what I don't know
about black people. These are excuses I used not getting
the pool. I got Ciga sel I could die. I
can't get it.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I swim I could that.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Okay, okay, okay, you know what. I wanted to swim today.
But they don't make the pins in swimming Trump, that's
the only reason why there They just you know them
depends they don't. Yeah, I gotta have that. I can't
get in there, and I.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Will never go swimming with you.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Every excuse me, black people, don't Black people use not
to get in the swim. I like to swim all
the way down in back. There's too many people in there.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't like overstating.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, I just like to go down the back.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Excuse us black people make so they don't have to
get in the water. It's a whole lot of people
in that water and somebody I don't know who it is,
but I'm just guessing somebody done broke winning. I ain't
getting in there.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, Hey, hey, excuse us black people make for not
to swim. Where y'all keep the floutest. I don't see
no floating. I can't get in there without floating.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
All right, all right, all right, all right. Excuses black
people make not to get in a swimming pool. You
know what, dog, I was gonna get in I was,
but my excellent the flat up. And you know if
I get everybody gonna get eggs if I get in there.
You know what I'm saying. I don't want everybody to
get ignit because I got it bad. Yeah, this this
(03:27):
exmen here different, this different.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Excuses Black people used to not get into swimming pool.
I go in with y'all. But black people allergic to chlorine.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
We don't.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Don't care for them.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
All right, excuses black people make so they don't have
to get into pool. See if I get in the water,
my fake jured will turn color. See I don't need
to get in the water, so I.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Can work that worked like that?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, the angry black people, why they don't get in
the pool. We ain't like the boat ride over here,
come on close.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Excuses black people are used not to get in the
swimming pool. Well, I would get in there today, but
I like more of a racial mix in the water.
Racial mix in the water I like more like, yeah,
fifty fifty half white, half flat. And then I'll get in.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll be
back with more of the Steam Harvey Morning Show right
after that. You're listening Stream Harvey Morning Show
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