Comedy Roulette

The crew got excuses Black people make to not get in the pool.  Spun it!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, guys, time now for comedy roulette. Jay take
it away.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
All right, there we go, comedy roulette. You take four subjects,
three subjects don't matter. Putting them on a wheel. Spin
the wheel with a wheel, stop and it stops. Will
make it funny, because that's what we do there. You don't.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh, since he got sick, he wrote respectful.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Everybody is equipment.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I just wait on that.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
He's a comedian, Jayson, commit none of that.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
All right, here we go. Number one excuses black people
make not to get in a swimming pool. Number two
things you say the fifty year old men who still
wear corn rows.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Let's do that.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Excuses you make to not let the Jehovah witness in
the house. Oh and number four things people say when
they don't want to leave the waitress or the waiter
a tip. All right, so let's get it. Yeah, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Fifty year with Conroe. Let's go, baby, fifty year old,
please let me go.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
All right, it landed on high excuses black people make.
You're not get in the swimming pool.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I'm gonna shut it off because this is for real.
Was that get in the water? Was that get in
the water? I get real damn Ashy.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
I can't get in that damn one.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, that's it. I tell you what I don't know
about black people. These are excuses I used not getting
the pool. I got Ciga sel I could die. I
can't get it.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I swim I could that.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Okay, okay, okay, you know what. I wanted to swim today.
But they don't make the pins in swimming Trump, that's
the only reason why there They just you know them
depends they don't. Yeah, I gotta have that. I can't
get in there, and I.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Will never go swimming with you.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Every excuse me, black people, don't Black people use not
to get in the swim. I like to swim all
the way down in back. There's too many people in there.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't like overstating.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, I just like to go down the back.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Excuse us black people make so they don't have to
get in the water. It's a whole lot of people
in that water and somebody I don't know who it is,
but I'm just guessing somebody done broke winning. I ain't
getting in there.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, Hey, hey, excuse us black people make for not
to swim. Where y'all keep the floutest. I don't see
no floating. I can't get in there without floating.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
All right, all right, all right, all right. Excuses black
people make not to get in a swimming pool. You
know what, dog, I was gonna get in I was,
but my excellent the flat up. And you know if
I get everybody gonna get eggs if I get in there.
You know what I'm saying. I don't want everybody to
get ignit because I got it bad. Yeah, this this

(03:27):
exmen here different, this different.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Excuses Black people used to not get into swimming pool.
I go in with y'all. But black people allergic to chlorine.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
We don't.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Don't care for them.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
All right, excuses black people make so they don't have
to get into pool. See if I get in the water,
my fake jured will turn color. See I don't need
to get in the water, so I.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Can work that worked like that?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, the angry black people, why they don't get in
the pool. We ain't like the boat ride over here,
come on close.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Excuses black people are used not to get in the
swimming pool. Well, I would get in there today, but
I like more of a racial mix in the water.
Racial mix in the water I like more like, yeah,
fifty fifty half white, half flat. And then I'll get in.

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