JRAP Father's Day Edition

Just in time for Father's Day Junior got another one for us.  Plus, we get some embarrassing dad moments.  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce
this man and jen you've never heard this, so paid attention,
ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the mic a man
who are affectionately referred to as j Rap.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
What is that Sam?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
What's that father? Junior's raggedy ass poems?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Well, here it is did Father's Day? Father's You know
you're pretty much not gonna get nothing for Father's Day.
We already established that at the beginning of the show. Also,
there's some other things you ain't gonna be getting either,
So listenough, fellas, here go. It's called Father's Day poem
Jitious Daddy, you ain't getting nothing. Let's get this out

(00:56):
the way.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
You know, damn well, you ain't getting nothing.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Each year, Oh Father's Day, Well, you might think you're
gonna get some mm hmmm. You'll even take a bath
stand laying in your drawers while she looks at you
and laughs. Daddy, you ain't getting nothing. We do this
every year. You start getting all giddy when Father Day
getting there. Daddy, you ain't getting nothing. Let's just get
this out so you're not surprised and looking sad while

(01:21):
your lip is all poked out. Daddy, you not getting nothing. Okay,
So Daddy, I hope you made it clear with the
words I had to say, you ain't getting nothing. Zero
Goose said, not a Nathan, don't hold abball, empty box
on Sunday, this Father's Day, the end. You're wrong, not
zero Nathan, Father's Day, heavy Father's Day. She ain't getting

(01:48):
you none of that either, nothing zero not Jane rap
strikes again.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm hurt you when you're right. See Oh no, that
was the home run right there.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I'm telling Jack Joy.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Kill. J has nothing to say to this little protege.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I don't tell they left you.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Know nothing nothing now. So Steve Jay and I gotta
ask you, guys, what was the most embarrassing thing your
father ever did to you? And what's the best advice
your dad ever gave you? Call myself going to fight

(02:33):
my father, you know. I mean one day I was
gonna stand up and uh, he hit me in the
stomach so hard. I never I mean fish went all
the way to my back. It was like, wow, he
knocked me, not me, he just one punch.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm like, let's do this. That's exactly what I said.
I said, damn it, Let's do this. And he hit
me in my stomach so damn hard that I passed out.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Let's do this, said, let's do this. He said, all right, let.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
He's alright damn and hit my dad.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
WHOA Okay, Oh, my daddy going to school with me
as a student. Because I was talking in class man
and my grades were slipping. He said, okay, I know
you don't want to learne I tell I'll be there tomorrow.
And he was there the whole damn day class to class.
I ain't never focused on trying to do some homework

(03:33):
in class. I was the best still in that day
because my daddy sitting right behind me, his big ass
in the desk, sitting right behind me. Kneeds all out?
Don't you know the answer to states? I know space?
Come on, I mean that whole day, even going to NOE.
Of my friends talked to me that entire day, just

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me and he got he got pen and paper, tablet
and everything.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
He like.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
My lucker with me girls here to day embarrassing. Yeah,
I don't really know. I had a great father.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
My daddy did not do a lot of talking, and
his other thing was to make you figure it out.
So every summer I had to work construction with him
night when I got older, and so his thing was
he would be working on the job site and to
make sure I was looking, he would look at me

(04:39):
and go, I'm fin to do this right. He'll go
up there and get that thing for me. Now, I'm
fin to do this right here. Go up there and
get that thing. Now, I gotta walk all the way
up this hill. And it's it's just at the top
of the hill, is just for the thing. And so

(05:00):
the first time he's sitting down there, my youngest brother,
who's eleven years old of me, he was working with
him too. I came back down the hill and I
didn't have the right thing, and he said what's that for?
I said, I bought it down here. He said that,
what the hell would you bring that down here when

(05:21):
I'm doing this here? And I told you to bring
me that thing down here so I could do this here.
I want it so bad to go, Daddy, do this here?
What and get what thing? Man?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Damn?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Come on for My brother looking at me like, come on, man,
just do the one smart thing you got to do.
So I walked back up that hill. I came back
down with two things in my head, and I'll be
damn wouldn't neither one of them. He said, Boy, I
raised you to be a thinking man. Now I'm fit

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to do this here. Walk there and bring that thing
down here. When I came back down that hill the
third time, had that whole wheelbarrow. I know, everything that
was on top of that hill. I got down there,
said okay, and my brother was just laughing. He said, man,
you brought all these damn tues down there. He gonna

(06:15):
get mad. I better gonna go back up there with
not there. I wasn't bringing the wrong thing down here,
he said, all right, now get that to me. You know,
I handed him everything out there wheel barrow until I
got to the last thing, and that's what the hell
he wanted. That's how my daddy taught us. I said, man,

(06:36):
this dude right here.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
All right.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
See, thank you.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
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