Would You Rather

Confess to cheating on your partner or catching them cheating on you?  Spend a full day standing or sitting?  Do it outside in 32 degree weather or 100 degrees?  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it's time now for around it. Would you rather
here we go?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Would you rather confess to cheating on your partner or
would you rather catch your partner cheating on you? Rather
catch my partner? Junior? Oh no, not be I'm not
confessing cheating.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
No, that's deaf.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
No, truly, what Steve.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
No, I'd rather confess you read what I'm not bus
my partner cheating?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, catch your partner cheating? Or would you
rather confess to your partners were cheating? That's heart that's
heartbreaking to find that your partners cheated on.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
You, right, yeah, that's heart breaking.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, I would think so.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I'm a going in, but I'm a lid. O Oh,
the confession is going to be a full blown line.
I know it looks like I was cheating.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Huh, but that wasn't me. H, it wasn't your naked.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I don't care if you have a picture of me
naked with my ass up in the ass and my
social security numbers stamped on my ass.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Here is not me.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I know what my social curity number? Yes, that's it.
That is not men' you know my social Security number.
I don't know how they got it. I haven't seen
my card in years, so it ain't no telling who
got it? Wow, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Would you rather spend a full day standing or sitting?
Which one?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Huha, my whole damn job.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Let's get some comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Problem I got now.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Probably standing? Uh huh, Yeah, I don't want to sit stand.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I mean we you know we're old now. We don't
want the blood clott and all of that.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, you got to move around circular right.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh? Hell, okay, neither one of them sit down. Last thing,
JUNI needs blood clott.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
You go too far. Tommy had made the point. I
made the point and moved on.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well, I was just trying to help out. Yeah, and
Tommy don't need no blood cloud either, What.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
The hell he can? So you said.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I can't have no blood cloud. I don't even want one.
I'm no healthy one on the damn show.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Would you rather do it? Would you rather do it
outside than thirty two degree weather? You know that's freezing,
or would you rather do it in a hundred degree weather?
Which one? Well, well, save the way you want to.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, I'm gonna be hot either way, but you're not
gonna be able to do it at thirty three thirty.
I have news for you cold. Yeah, you don't days.
I'll tell you right now. I want to see it.
I'm just try because you put him out, you let
a cold breeze unzip your past. When he's cold outside,
he going to turn.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Turtle mode.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
You tell you right now that ain't what he do.
He don't do cold weather, No lord hot, that's why,
that's why they ain't hauling no more Eskimo. The last
time you said, you heard anybody say the Eskimo population
out of control? Ever heard that Eskimo's up there starve

(03:36):
and there's too many of them. They kill one, they
kill one, well feet everybody for two years.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
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