1 Has 2 Go

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, it is time now for one of
these has to go. One has to go, sense of taste,
sense of smell, ability to get aroused, one has to go.
Ain't a last you could take?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Taste?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, and we aroused.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
You one of them all both.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Taste smell or around hm hmm.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Interesting, All right, moving on smell smell, smell okay, junior, yes, smell, okay,
all right, I.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Changed the smell and I'm gonna be scared to taste it.
I can't just.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Okay, one of these has to go. One of these
has to go. Sense of taste, food, it's a smell,
all right. Humpty Dance, Atomic Dog, come and talk to me.
One of these has to go. Humpty Dance, Atomic Dog,
come and.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Talk to it's your favorite song.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, that's my favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Well, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
What the purpose is, but Hampty Dance can go.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, okay, the Humpty Dance Atomic Dog, come and talk
to me. You say, Humpty, let me plain something.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
You know what ain't fitnam out the ruin the image
and the style that you're used to.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Boy, Yeah, really, I don't know what you could have said,
and I would have got rid of Atomic Dog.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's the way of the world, earth winding, fire, fire,
atomic dog, atomic dog, earth win that's the way of world.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Okay, Lenny Williams, my Joy Clinton, he's gonna drinking.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, turn the dog go.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
All right.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
One of these has to go. A treehouse, a tiny house,
a house.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Boat man, Well, I ain't gonna be no good on
that boat. But I'm just saying I'm going with tiny house.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Okay, that has to put that tiny house on the
wrench for people staying.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
You ain't gonna stay hell yeah, I'm.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Not staying up to get hit your you inside a
tiny house. I'm too standing in the door. I'm too
damn big. Plus, I don't like multitasking like that. You
got to do it at my house.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
What do you mean? I mean multitask what you know?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
I don't like turning on the TV, frying chicken and
using the bathrooms at the same day.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I just don't.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I don't want to be that while I'm sitting at
on I can vacuum, turn on the TV, anni ricked
chicken at the seven tuble cup of tall right next
to the stove. But you can do all of that.
I can vacuum the whole damn place then turn on
the TV without a remote and fried chicken stuff while
I'm sitting on the tall I don't want to be

(03:36):
able to do that. And I can make the bed
for man, that's not like that.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Multitasking at its finest.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
In a tiny house. You can't even go in the
bathroom and rest your mind with you in the bathroom.
You he is in the house, You're sitting on the
toilet trying to gather yourself, and you go, man, who
left that tile over there on the floor and dead
need to be made up? I know which they stopped

(04:07):
popping that baker beach on me while I'm sitting here
there going on, all right? Moving on to reach up
and open up the window so we can add out
while house people that have them come build some executive

(04:29):
homes on my property.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, and then let.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Them feel me.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, that's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I just want to picture you in the doorway.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
That's all I want to.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
All right, last one and never mind. All right, thank
you guys, coming up next pring phone call from the nephew.
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