June 12, 2024 • 3 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it's time now for a rounded Would you rather?
Would you rather a head full of coarse hair? A
head full of coarse hair, or a back full of
silky fine hair? Which one?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let's well, let's talk about one. Who's who's junior? Why? Why? Why?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Mean?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
What you trying to?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hang on?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Me and Tommy? We don't let out so we can
go either way? Hang on? Well, well then I'm gonna
go with the uh full of course hair.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Then I just had of course hair.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You're a head full of course hair? Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
No, no, no, it ain't that, it's it's the full
part I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's what you stuck.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Because it is half a head you got working right now?
My head. That's not true.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
See people be seeing me like why why Steve be
talking about your headline?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
And then see what you be?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Okay, take your head off if you would, right now,
Just take your hand if you would, so we improve
a point. Okay, and the handset now not not keep
the handset off to No, no, you need a handst
off because that's.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
What it had. Let me let me see you wonder. Okay,
stay right there. Let me ask you all something.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Let me ask you something before his the strap over
the top of his head said, Scott, do you see
any hell right now?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
No, come closer in the light. It is the light.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, I told.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You it's there.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
It's not right there right, stay right there because we
do see hair. Now turnside with you.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's gone again. Lord, you gotta you gotta carry a
light with you.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Where you go.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You gotta just carry a light hat. You got to
get you a flash light. This next question, I thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
All right, all right, I'm with you. Would you rather
a big corn on both of your baby toes, a
big old corn? Or would you rather a big bunion
on both your feet? Which ones we going? With? Corns
or bunions?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I'm gonna tell you damn well that corn.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I've never had a bunion that corner of breaking. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I heard that tiny token where you're at though, I
heard it.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's that's what a corn is.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
That that's what That's what he's saying.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
He's a green, that's what it's doing.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I used to wear size eleven and a half more regators.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
And boy, let me tell you something I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
That's when I don't know why I was by eleven
and half, when back then I was clearly our twelve.
And I don't know why I was doing that. I
just didn't know. I didn't know the growth pattern. I
bought a series of them at eleven and a half,
and Lord Jesus, let me tell you something had ever
been standing somewhere, Uh huh, and your knees buffle, you know,
(03:05):
just for no reason. So when I see women take
their shoes off, I could relate because I couldn't take
mine off.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I had to wear mine, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Last one? Would you rather be happily married, happily married
but broke, or would you rather be wealthy but with
your ex?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Ah, that's poll all over again. I'm not saying yeah,
send me up, shure, I'm married.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I'm not doing the XT day and I don't give
a damn what I could start over with Marjorie, me
and her, we could build it back up.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm not going. I ain't doing the X thing. That's
how I am. All right.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Coming up next last break of the day, and we'll
close out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey.
Right after this, you're listening Morning Show
And it's time now for a rounded Would you rather?
Would you rather a head full of coarse hair? A
head full of coarse hair, or a back full of
silky fine hair? Which one?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let's well, let's talk about one. Who's who's junior? Why? Why? Why?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Mean?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
What you trying to?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hang on?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Me and Tommy? We don't let out so we can
go either way? Hang on? Well, well then I'm gonna
go with the uh full of course hair.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Then I just had of course hair.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You're a head full of course hair? Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
No, no, no, it ain't that, it's it's the full
part I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's what you stuck.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Because it is half a head you got working right now?
My head. That's not true.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
See people be seeing me like why why Steve be
talking about your headline?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
And then see what you be?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Okay, take your head off if you would, right now,
Just take your hand if you would, so we improve
a point. Okay, and the handset now not not keep
the handset off to No, no, you need a handst
off because that's.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
What it had. Let me let me see you wonder. Okay,
stay right there. Let me ask you all something.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Let me ask you something before his the strap over
the top of his head said, Scott, do you see
any hell right now?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
No, come closer in the light. It is the light.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, I told.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You it's there.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
It's not right there right, stay right there because we
do see hair. Now turnside with you.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's gone again. Lord, you gotta you gotta carry a
light with you.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Where you go.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You gotta just carry a light hat. You got to
get you a flash light. This next question, I thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
All right, all right, I'm with you. Would you rather
a big corn on both of your baby toes, a
big old corn? Or would you rather a big bunion
on both your feet? Which ones we going? With? Corns
or bunions?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I'm gonna tell you damn well that corn.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I've never had a bunion that corner of breaking. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I heard that tiny token where you're at though, I
heard it.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's that's what a corn is.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
That that's what That's what he's saying.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
He's a green, that's what it's doing.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I used to wear size eleven and a half more regators.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
And boy, let me tell you something I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
That's when I don't know why I was by eleven
and half, when back then I was clearly our twelve.
And I don't know why I was doing that. I
just didn't know. I didn't know the growth pattern. I
bought a series of them at eleven and a half,
and Lord Jesus, let me tell you something had ever
been standing somewhere, Uh huh, and your knees buffle, you know,
(03:05):
just for no reason. So when I see women take
their shoes off, I could relate because I couldn't take
mine off.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I had to wear mine, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Last one? Would you rather be happily married, happily married
but broke, or would you rather be wealthy but with
your ex?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Ah, that's poll all over again. I'm not saying yeah,
send me up, shure, I'm married.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I'm not doing the XT day and I don't give
a damn what I could start over with Marjorie, me
and her, we could build it back up.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm not going. I ain't doing the X thing. That's
how I am. All right.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Coming up next last break of the day, and we'll
close out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey.
Right after this, you're listening Morning Show
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