Three Days Away

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ladies and gentlemen, let me have your undivided attention. This
is the voice of Steve Harvey. So a lit'tle bit
different today. I've decided to use my radio voice today.
How long I'll be using this voice, I'm not really
really sure. It's rather dry and boring to me, but
I'll attempt to use it. Strawberry has the best voice

(00:22):
in all of radio. I will never be accused of that.
I have been called country healsworthy. Most recently I found
out I was a country bumpkin. Well, let me say this.
The country bumpkin done made it you better. Wish you

(00:43):
was this country Use what you got. I heard a
preach on Instagram talking about all the people in the
Bible that God had used that was flawed, murderers, adultrous,
thee prostitutes, womanizers, hater us, thieves, cowards. He used a

(01:10):
lot of different people. I just figured, you know, country
bunkin could be one of them too. So here I am, hey, man,
you put that together? Letting him use me? I laugh
at people now, man, Steve Mortshaw shutting Strawberry Collin for real,
Mississippi Monica Junior and the legend that is Nephew Tommy. Hey, man,

(01:33):
I am so happy that I have discovered the new
version of me. I've been working on it for quite
some while. Quite some time. God has removed me from
a lot of people and put me off in a
corner somewhere and put me on time out so he
could talk to me. And he figured out the best
way to talk to me was to remove distraction and
set me over there by myself. So I've been alone

(01:54):
for a little while now, and man o, man o, man,
has he been talking to me? And I've been and
man o, man oh man, I'm I'm even more solid
than I ever been. Thank you, Lord. I ain't know
what you was doing at first, but I got it now,
how Junior?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, you know you know that the country bumpkin got
a mining camp going on right now, the country Bumpkin
do And did you ever see.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Your billy self?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, with your huge billy self. Did you ever foresee
yourself on being this type of mentor? Did you ever
foresee this part? Did you ever see that? Hell?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
No, I needed a mentor. I thank God for my
father man, because this dude was the best mentor I
ever had. Now his methods, I've had to adjust because
his methods didn't really work on my sons, and they
show ain't gonna work at this camp, but they were
very effective for me in the time that I grew
up as a young young boy, growing up in the sixties,

(02:53):
so I needed that toughness that he gave me. But
I think I think most of us never know what
we end up. You know, it kills me when people
say that I always knew i'd be here. We really
really congratulations. Very few of us know exactly where we'll
wind up. But when you get there, you're all ful

(03:14):
grateful that you are. And that's why I am right now.
You know, I wouldn't like Beyonce knew at fourteen, Matthew
Knowles was bringing her to the hip hop comedy stop
down in Houston. She was fourteen years old. She'd go
up on amateur night, her and the girls, yep, and
he knew. He said, Man, my daughter gonna be a star.
I said, OK, well, I got these jokes to tell,
so can you.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
All right?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
See coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that prank.
Back right after this, you're listening morning show