Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round of would you rather,
would you rather super freaky and wild sex every day,
or would you rather just a quickie three times a week?
Which one?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah? I'm going there three times that very day. I ain't.
I got losing day. Yeah, I ain't gonna ain't one
of them before them days ain't gonna be all that freaky.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
So let's ask the newly what.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Surely I gotosis? My bone? My bone density is declining.
I can't do no wild freaking six that's what what is? Yeah? Bone?
I thought you had got that too, Yeah I got
all that though. Hey man, hey man, you need to
get down to Saint Jude. Just see if they'll take

(00:49):
time to tell you.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I'm going I don't need to move in.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I can't got bone. What now you got bone density? Yeah?
Bone deity deteriorate. That's what it is. Interia, Oh no,
it's not the Tiara. Stop saying that. We don't want
that to go. Well, what do you find to be judge,
you damn jellyfish sitting up in here on the show.
You got the bone now you don't have We're not
claiming that. We're not claiming you don't have that your

(01:17):
bones is not deteriorating. You're gonna be fine. God didn't
healing business. I got to that, all right. I don't
claim nothing wrong. Tommy cancer Free Dog. That's what we
do on this show. God, Tommy cancer Free Dog. You
ain't got no bone, deity that disappeared for saying that
last be sitting up here just a little ball and

(01:38):
fleshing up on the show. Well, I'm not gonna have
you on the show. There ain't got no bones' because
I'm not fitna be looking over that. And it's and
they got this fact that ain't I'm not finna sit
up in here talking to this blob. Every damn boy
you're trying to tell jokes and you ain't got no
whole bone. We're not finna sit up and do this

(01:59):
on I'm not that love and a kid, because it's
at you and you ain't got nothing but a little
hat sitting over there on the skull and the rest
of your ass to the flatten out, you little fat
ass pulling the boy sitting over there. I'm not finishing.
Oh my god, you don't have bone density. Stop saying that.
You already got sick of saying why you want all that?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
All right?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
What else you got bad? What else you got?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Speaking of teeth, would.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I got ginger vitings and all this?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Would you rather big beautiful yellow teeth or big blood
shot red eyes? Which one big beautiful yellow?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Hold up? Hold on, hold hold on that? Shirley answered,
both of them. She got big ass eyes and big
ass teeth. Go ahead, which.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
One yellow in my eyes and not blood shot? That's
the difference. And your teeth are bigger than everybody's this show.
You you sure?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Are you sure? You got the biggest eyes on this
damn show?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, I'm blown into my eyes, Steve, like you're telling
you they were They used to be big when I
was little.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Surely I'm telling you right now. What if you were
a cartoon cat, you would be a bulle frog with
a big ass smile.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
But I'm not.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
You shut up, Monica, whatever you loving boy?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Coming up next, closing remarks from the big Nose, Big
lip man. Right out, you're listening, Morning Show