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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, so Steve, this is from Quinn in Norfolk.
Quinn says, I was sitting in my car smoking weed
with a guy from work. My husband found a small
part of the joint in my car that evening after
he filled up my tank for me. He told me
that he found the weed in my car, and he
was very upset with our teenage son after assuming it
was our son's weed. He yelled at our son, but

(00:23):
he kept denying it that it was his. He kept
denying that it was his, And I can't allow my
son to be punished for my mistake. How do I
tell my husband that I picked up a new habit
at the age of forty five.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, let me tell you something. How stupid is your husband?
Your wife smoked weed. You can't smell it in her clothes.
She in the car, her body at work smoking weed
with a dude. Now, I don't know where you think
this weed smoking going, But he is low to weed smoking.
But you in the car smoking weed, and the people

(00:57):
at your job don't know it, and you'll husband don't
know it. But now when you tell it, here's a
strong suggestion you leave the part out about you was
in the car with your male co worker smoking weed.
I strongly suggest you leave that part out, because I
can promise you it ain't finna be about to weed.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh, okay, that's just a suggestion. And you can't let
your son take the hit for this tuck. You gotta
say it. Well, but she gotta go straighten that out.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, how is she going to do that?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Because he's here already, listen to me, it wasn't him.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I was smoking weed in the car. He can't whip you,
he can't put your own punishment. Just tell him I
was smoking weed in the car. Is having long hands?
Then I smoked weed? Then tell him you gotta plug
and give him the number. Did you?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Did you?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
You card? But you know what I'm saying, Oh smoke
weed and everybody, no do? I got all right?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
So we have time for another one. This one's from
Lawrence and Dothan. Laurence says, I consider myself a decent
looking man, but I lost my girlfriend to a guy
with the receding hairline and a big stomach. He looked
like he looks like he's in the sixties, and he
doesn't have a great job or a nice car. I'm
the total package. And I can get another woman today

(02:30):
if I wanted one, But I want her. I want
my girlfriend back, and I don't know why she left
me for that guy. All she told me is that
we're not compatible. How can a man do that to
another man? Should I check him or not? He?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
First of all, you need to we need to go
back read the opening statement you said.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Should Okay, I consider myself a decent looking man, but
I stop right there.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Stop right there. You need to phrase a up of facts.
What you not as good looking as you think you are?
See you gave yourself you said, I consider myself a
decent looking man. Decent, decent, ain't no description of nobody?

(03:17):
Hey man, how she looks? She decent? What now? I'm
not where we could? I don't want I don't want decent?
Hey man, can you cook? Can you fried chicken? Yeah?
It's decent, decent? Don't nobody want? No damn decent ass
fried chicken. Decent is not an adequate word to describe nothing.

(03:39):
Hey man, we're gonna go on the road trip. You
know how you can? You drive good? I'm decent, decent.
We're definitely going hear it? You kill my ass in
his car decent you get on the ass plane. You
asked a problem, sir, how long have you been flying? Well,
I'm decent, decent, I'm finna get off this damn plane.
Decent is not a good way to describe anything you said.

(04:00):
Ad you a decent looking man, Let's just start with
you probably ain't even que You probably ain't even good
looking at all.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well, Steve should have just gone.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Now, this man that you date, that's got a receiving
headline and a big stomach? Yeah, yeah, what's his initials
to his name?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
What?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Because if you tell me it's K S, then I
know what's got stomach jr.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
We'll have more of the don't.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Pay a time. I'm just asking who what the initials were?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
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