Nobody knows how to start an argument better than Bitterman!
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All right, Steve, are very on. J Anthony Brown is
always here with the foolishness.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Can count on him.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
He's got details in his brand new book, tell Us
About It.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I just finished my new book, Steve, and it's called
one hundred and one Ways to Start an argument. Several
chapters in the book. Chapter one, you know, laugh on
the phone for no reason, just just laugh. So yeah,
it would start an argument, is yeah, yeah, yeah. His
(00:31):
chapter chapter seven is a real good chapter. Take a
shower in the middle of the day.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Just just shower. Yeah, what you're going showering?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
That's a.
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On Sunday. This is a good one for Sunday.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Say say I'm going to a different church by myself.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
That's what you say. There's gonna be well over there.
Here's ways to start an argument.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, put an empty bag in the closet and just
walk away. Just put it up there and and just
walk away. Yeah, once and that. Don't worry about that.
Don't go up there.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Don't go up there. What you mean, don't go up there?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Don't go up there. All right, ways to start an
argument say this phrase right here. This really works. Say
I'll be right back and leave, Just leave, just leave.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Right where you're going.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I'll be right back. Don't worry about where I'm going.
I'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You meant war, everybody. Yeah, just walk out of here.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You you just phrase right here on the phone. Just
really get some argument. Say good job, Becky, I'll see
you tomorrow. Up the phone, Becky with the good habit.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Why the hell you got to encourage Becky?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Some damn good job, Becky. She do something. You got
to be commenting on it.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
From my new book, how to Start an argument as
your mate, your lady.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
When's when's your friend coming over here?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You know, when they like, she's been over here in
the while? Where is she coming here?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
When?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Oh? No, Yeah that starts right off the track. Yeah
he's a pretty good jay.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Argument. Yeah, here waves and started argument.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
No matter what movie she says you want to go to,
you say, oh, i've seen it already.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Oh you're you're going to movies? Okay, you have.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Time to go see it.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah i've seen that. Well, listen, I've seen that. I've
seen it. I've seen it.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Here's another one. Here's another one. Ways of starting argument.
You on the phone and you laugh real damn loud,
and then you start whispering.
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You've been married a bunch of.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
This is why he's divorced.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
You know how to run somebody off? Can I get
you one?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Give me one, give me one. I put it in
the book head.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Buy your wife some running shoes far color.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, man, yeah, buy some running shoes that do it.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah. All of a sudden, All of a sudden, in
the middle of the day, you put on a clean shirt.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
You woke up in one shirt and put on another.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
What you change your shirts for?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Can I just put on a new shirt?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
No, No, you cannot.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
What's wrong with all?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Can just go with the book?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Jack?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Can I just add one more?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Last one?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah? Ways to start argument in your house, guarantee? Come on,
what come in from work and pull your pants off?
And ain't got no drawers?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Thanks Jay and Steve. You just command with you. I
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