Would You Rather

Give up all technology or movies, TV and music?  Wear a tuxedo everyday or a swimsuit?  Stranded on a deserted island for two years or stuck in a coma?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time now for a round of would you rather Would
you rather give up all technology that means phones, computers,
or would you rather give up movies, television, music?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh my gosh, that's a tough one. Well, I'm just.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Gonna go with a.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
I really ain't good with technology, so that's pretty much
easy for me.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's right. I can't let the movies go. I got
I just can't do.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
You're not.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I can't. I can't not have two o'clock in the morning,
some me TV. I just I got to have.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I'm back Gilligan's Islands, Harry Mason, Yeah, Colombo, Twilight up
in now are Hitchcot, Carol Burnette.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Show y'all old?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
We watched the new stuff too, but I love the old,
you know, I love the room stuff, all of that. Yeah,
for Harvey Korman to live for that breaking character?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
All right with you guys?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Rather wear a tuxedo every single day? Would you rather
wear a swim suit every day?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Which one ain't in between? Huh?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Tick one.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm gonna swimsuit because that's close to naked, right close
to Because I can't this touxting.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Woe wat, I'm looking like the day now, I'm looking
like a real old waidle in that.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Take your orders, sir, what about you?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, well, I'm just gonna take the tuxedo. I don't
have a swim suit every day, by nothing, I don't have.
You don't need to see this every day in a swimsuit.
I'm gonna take your tuxedough because you go by day five,
you will leave me.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Different when you when you get that scratch on your well,
I mean, se y'all, I ain't no model, I can't.
I'm ashy if my ankles didn't know.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
It, I didn't know puts a lotion on your feet.
It's a lotion on your feet. I'll just judged me.
The visual is when you're gonna cut them half mon
of your own.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Would you rather be stranded on a deserted island for
two years? Or would you rather be in a coma.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
For two years? Oh no, give me that island. I
don't want to be in a.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Combe deserted island, deserted.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Give it to It's just me over there, rubbing two
sticks together, trying to get some wood lit.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, rocks, I'm trying to yes.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yes, after two years in a coma, you waked up.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I don't need that much sleep, sir. I'm sorry. I'm
not trying to be in no coma.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
It's not gonna go like Tom Hanks movie. It's not
gonna like that. It ain't no I ain't no Wilson
out there, no soccer ball to talk to. Nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Would you rather not use your hands during sex or
not be able to see during sex?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh, I don't need to see nothing. I need my hands,
or we ain't gonna be able to get started.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Man, thank you, that's today, frownded.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
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