Mr. Ready to Love

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
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Speaker 3 (00:31):
You love.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Coming up at the top of the hour.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Right now, it's time to ask Riddlo which stands Bert
Ready to love Alficer and Junior.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Here we go. This is from Carlos in a Little Rock.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Carlo says, I'm married to a man that doesn't eat
pork or beef, but he eats rabbit, he eats duck,
he eats a lamb and deer meat. Yeah, she says,
I'm tired of him pranking me by cooking the food
and then telling me what I'm eating. Stopped eating his cooking?
How do I stop the pranks? Come on, pranks, man, He's.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Going a little overboard.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
I had a fight like that in college because somebody
I went home with somebody and they gave me some
some raccoon and didn't tell me what it was. I
did not like that man that was so uncool that
was just jumped on him, jumped on him and fronting
his damn family win to this day, what.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Does it taste like? I mean, I know people eat that,
but what does it taste like? I'm not one of those.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
I don't know, Sairly, I can't remember. It was just
it was just the fact that no, it wasn't no
damn chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Noes like, this.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Wasn't no chicken. There wasn't no chicken. But to answer
the question, you know what you got y'all, y'all need
to have conversation. Pranks got to stop. There's a there's
a Okay, my crew ain't gonna believe I'm saying that
there's a line. Okay, but you should have crawled Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Wow, I mean that a line.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
You know, that is the line, and you don't cross it,
especially with food. Everybody don't want certain things in their
body now, So you the line, Okay, you don't just
you don't just pop up no alligators and rabbits on
people and quail and all kinds of stuff that people
don't eat. That that's a line. You gotta at least say, hey, listen,
I know what bring you old. Whatever you want to eat,
our cook it for you. But I'm just letting you know.

(02:19):
It's gonna have a little rabbit.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, we got a rabbit tastes like chicken.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I have I have had rabbit.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Rabbit is good, but I don't want to But don't
pop nothing on nobody.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
You don't do that.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I can't eat stuff like that. I just can't know that.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
It's just knowing what it is.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, So I guess if we had ever ate chickens,
you'd be like, oh my god, they eating chicken?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Why would exactly? I'm that person, junior.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
I think a whole slab of ribs would just solve
this whole problem. Just get some baby back and let's
just call it even. Don't stop with keep going. But
he doesn't eat beef pork.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
That's what he said that day. That's what he's saying,
branking back.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, cooking it, that's what she's saying.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah, No, you go in there and just throw some
ribs on the grill and watch him start coughing and
breaking out in hats because he's gonna have a whole
slab of rib what he gonna get break him back?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Puming on to Richard and Pensacola.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Richard says, my wife and I did a staycation at
a swanky hotel. Everyone there looked rich, so we were
trying to fit in. Well, that was until my wife
joined me at the pool with a shower cap on
her head. She's mad because I got embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Who's wrong me or her?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
She wrong?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
I don't walk off and left her right there with
that bag on her head. You're not gonna come out
here to the pool. Are everybody lounging and looking good?
And you walk out here with a shower cap on
your head? You got me twisted. I swear the past
by leave you like I didn't know you. I swear
right on.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
By junior, you're married.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Now we're not gonna know each other at the pool.
We try to act rich now this don't look rich.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Just look really homely. This really homely?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Right here?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Be looking rich? You out here with this peek stock
at shower cap on? What is you out of here? Doing? What?
But she didn't want to get her bonney? What because
she got to sleep in that later?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
So we ran wind.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, say that again was wrong?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
We're rich? We remember we playing like we're rich?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Now we can't be out here looking pope now. But
we still got black hairs.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I'm still a black woman. I could be rich, but
I guys, you don't need to come to the pool.
Don't don't come.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
To dry.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Or just sit around the pool.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Yeah, I am gotting over the bonnets and flip flops
at the dog on airport.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
I mean was a hot man.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, you must not fly much.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah, and I see it. I just can't take it
all right.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Moving on to Bell and Jonesboro, Bell says, I'm dating
a guy that travels a lot.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
So I have a special friend.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
On the side, and we had sex my house and
we had to use my boyfriend's last condom. I want
to replace them before he gets back, but I forgot
the brand.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
What do I do in this situation? What you heard it?

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Ah, y'all didn't messed up the game. Okay, y'all didn't
used this man stuff. Y'all didn't take that wrapper and
make sure it took a picture of it. At least
know what you had.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Okay, you messed up.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Then what you got to do is throw that whole
draw out whatever was in there and say that the
cleaning lady must have messed up and through some stuff.
I need to replace whatever you had in here. I'm sorry.
That's all I can think of. That's all. I think
he knows what brand it is. So you can't come
up in there. It's a magnum. You can't come up

(05:46):
in there with some trojan you didnet picked it up.
That ain't gonna work.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Clean ladies don't usually clean the drawers out though this one.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Dude, Shirley, we're trying to get out something. We're gonna
help the lady. Lady? What was? What if we don't
have a cleaning later? What you got? I waste some
stuff on your knight staying.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
It's spilled all in this draw I just just threw
everything out.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
I'm so sorry. I would replace it. How was that work?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
That might work?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
The package condom that was with my package?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
It was honey. I spilled honey all over the place.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Were you doing with honey in the bedroom?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
And I was in there with another man? Damon, I
can't fix this. If you ain't gonna let me, If.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
You ain't gonna let me you what you got?

Speaker 5 (06:33):
I don't know what to do. And this is I've
never heard this before. I don't know what to tell
you the kind of only I can say. You just
throw it back on him. Remember we reused that one?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, something I like it. I was just that off.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
I know, unless you with somebody else in my house,
that's it. But you know, don't ask us what to do.
That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
You messing up. Be a time. I don't know what
to do with this. How do you know?

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Well, we know one, we know, we know we could
have narrow down some of the brands, but we know
it ain't one brand for Joe.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
You ain't gonna forget them.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
It ain't that all.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Last one, guys, this is Victoria and Reno. Victoria says,
I caught a ride with my mother's boyfriend and her
best friend.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Saw me in his car.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I didn't think I needed to clear it with my
mom before I got a ride with him, So my
mom told me that her man is off limits.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Why don't address my mom after this mess?

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Uh? You don't fool with Betty jean Man. She ain't
playing with you. Not food with Betty jean Man. Keep
your little young buddy out the car, find you another
way home.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
That's how we roll up in here.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Let me let me catch you up in minds again,
unseerious by mine's baby. You need you need to get
you a uber. That's what you need to do. Lift
and uba, but lift your butt out, my man, Car, that's.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
What you need to do. Yeah. Come, I'm seeing you
and Oscar riding through the neighborhood. What did you do
it in the passage? The seat that's my seat.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
You don't ride with Oscar. I do.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
All right, guys, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Rittilo and Junior coming up at the top of the hour,
we'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
I know she ain't changed the position on my seat
up and

Speaker 2 (08:20):
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