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Tommy's intros hit different.  It's already too damn hot!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Junior has a special full poem for us today.
So Tommy, we're gonna need you to do the introduction.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm gonna give you a nice introduction in the post.
How Uncle Steve, I say interposed? You know, Monica be
giving yet on me when I say that interposed. But anyway,
ladies and gentlemen, get ready, he is here. He is
the baddest poet on this show, on this show. That
was nice, right, put your hands together. The one and
only Kia Junior board space. Should I say ja rapp Juniors?

(00:28):
I'm not gonna say ragged ass poem? Julia Junior's awesome poem.
Let's go jun.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Oh, Well, thank you, Tommy.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
That's that was different. Better you better stand up to it.
Better stand up to it. Yeah, man, Well.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
You know we will see it in just a second,
won't you know?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
You know we will?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Y'all? Notice right now, we got a heat wave going
across the country, right, you know, and and and and
it's really affecting a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Just hot.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
So the title of this poem is it's already too
damn hot.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yesterday was the first day of summer, and I don't
think it can get any warmer. I can't go outside
because it's scorching hot. Can't even sit in my backyard,
and I'm sure I will not. Tommy, I know what
you're thinking. I'm not then how can I sit in
my backyard without having a fence. I know that's what
you're thinking. I'll be willing to bet it. Don't mean

(01:21):
I ain't getting a fence. I just ain't got one yet.
But don't y'all worry about what I got because I'll
be staying inside because it's too damn hot. We're not
going out there the end. I don't see why we're
going out there. I do not see why. It's already
ninety seven, ninety eight.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
One five, fourth summer and we.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Haven't even got to August.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
We're gonna be on slow roasting in August. Yeah, I'm
talking about bacon.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Bacon, just protesseriy chicken. We're just not going out there
like keep that a search starts at three o'clock in
the afternoon. We're not coming out there. Start your concerts
and night.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm getting me a yeah, I'm getting me a walk
in deep freezer where you just walking in and cool
off and walk back at just.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Some walk put that in the house.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, yeah, in the house.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
You got room for it.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I got room because it's bigger. I could put it
on the jacket side of the girl. Matter of fact,
Jackie can walk in there when you're having no damn
hot flashes to We need that.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
We need you need that in the house because you're
getting an r I return on your investments. Yes, this
don't make no sense. I don't know how we gonna
make it through July.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
And when I was little, but I'd read be hot
and cold. When I was little, my mom people used
to come in the house. Who was so hot out there?
My mom would say, I wouldn't know.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I'm not going.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
To say that.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Go outside. I ain't been out there.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I don't know nofo air, did you? Guys used to
stand in front of the fan and just let boa
WHOA do this.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Little fun right there?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
All right?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, we
want you. We want to know what kind of summer
activities you did when you were a kid. We want
to know that. Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning
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