Comedy Roulette - Men with Ugly Wives

Spun the wheel and we talkin' 'bout yo ugly ass wife!  LMBAO!!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, this time for comedy roulette, guys, and uh yeah,
you want to explain it quickly?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Jay, all right, here we go. Comedy roulette, very simple.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Day after day, our comedy gets tested on this damn show.
He ain't that funny, he ain't that brillant. Well, we're
gonna show you how brilliant we are. We're gonna take
five subjects, put them on the wheel, spin the wheel,
wedge stop. We're gonna riff on it one at a time,
because we.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
That damn funny. That's what we is. That damn funn
I'll be ahead of time. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
All right, we'll see how funny you guys are.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Here go the topics.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Number one girls with big heads ahead.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Number two bossy women, colin whatever. Number three high button men, tommon,
you're not doing that. You're not doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Number four men with ugly wives. Number five old guys
who live alone.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
And then number six people who clown at funerals. Let's go,
casmin the wheel. Please, Okay, it's not doing Number four
men with ugly wives. Let's see what's easy easy.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
First of all, how do you tell a man that
his wife is more man lived?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
In him. How do you say that to man?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
How do you bring it up that Joe White's hands
look like gloves? How do you say that, I don't
mean no harm, but Joe White's hands look like baseball mits.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I don't mean. I don't mean to be disrespectful. How
do you bring that up?

Speaker 4 (02:05):
You know, sometimes you just got to tell a man, Hey, man,
I don't mean no harm. But I'm almost certain when
your when your wife was born, the doctor slept everybody.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
You know what I'm saying. The doctor just got everybody
in the road. Feel me on, Tell you don't I
feel you? You know what I say?

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Well, like this, this is how you know your wife.
When they started complimenting the other body part, they just
bring up, hey, I really like them knees. Your wife
got some ready. They ain't regular knees.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
She be left to doctor. What kind of work she
do when she.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Got some healthy?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Ask me when they say that resting voice in your wife?
Does she smokes?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
She always had that?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh? Man, Guys telling the truth.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
I don't know that I should do this route. Come on,
but I'm gonna just give you some facts about men
who have ugly wie. Fact Number one, Yeah, divorce rate
is higher.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
It's just how you got to get out. You know,
as soon as they present you.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
With papers, she's gonna sign.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Another thing.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
I found out a man with ugly wies got real
fine wine, just sharp in the gym.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
That usually overweight.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
That's the people men.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Who have ugly wies.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Here's the biggest fact I think about men with ugly wies.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Men hate the night.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
We got in here and get in this baby. The
only thing they hate more than the night. In the morning,
if they wake up and look.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
And she's still, and get a man and get mad
men with and get madam.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
This is helpful.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Still she would run away by now. Yeah, you go
to the mall with her.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
You don't give a damn wish yet, ain't nobody legend.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
I have all the damn doze on it.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
She's still there.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
She's supposed to be online shopping once again, you guys
know once again.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
All right, that's it for comedy Relette. We'll be back
with Nephew Tommy spring phone call right after this. You're
listening

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Morning show