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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake up, Wake up, Wake up. It's Thursday, baby, It's Thursday.
Get your butt out of bed. It's time to get
it cracking up in here. It is Thursday morning and
you are listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Holding
it down is the one and only me. If you
tie me and Shirley Strawberry, Califarrell Mississippi Mantica, Junior Kia
Junior Boys Space. This show right here is dedicated to
(00:24):
all of the people that work at the drive through
that's tripping on the napkins and the ketchup. The people
right there that's tripping on the napkins and the ketchup
that don't want to give us no extra napkins or ketchup,
but it's up with show. What is the deal. You
don't own the ketchup, nor do you own the napkins.
I'm just saying you do not own all that. So
(00:44):
when we ask for some extra ketchup, quit giving us two. Okay,
it's eighty surprising there. We need more than two packages.
A ketchup right there is.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Not a ketchup on napkins shortages. You know, it's not ripping.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Trip wipe our hands so we won't then I get
a couple of more napkins and then gonna hand out too.
Come on, man, a couple of being a handful, that's
what that means. You know what that means? Past the napkins,
that's all.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
A couple is too. A few that's too as well. Right, okay,
what is some more? Give me some more nappis? What
is that? You just sit there until you get your
desired amount?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You got the line you got, especially if you're fin
to be on the road for a couple of hours, Like, Hey,
I need some more napkins and yeah, I'm eating and
driving at the same time.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Come on, now you're like you Tom, because that is
an issue we have to address. We do, because I'm
trying to asking for more ketchup. But how come y'all
can't never hear any drive through As soon as I
asked for more, you say, hold on and you get
back on your speaker and talk to the car behind me.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm here now, you're right, deal with them when they
get up here, right now, right now.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I need some more napkins and some more ketchup. That's
what I need.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yep. Matter of fact, y'all need to start being specific. Listen,
I need ten napkins and seven catch ups. That's what
I need. You're gonna have to start being specific about
what you want. Give me ten napkins the employee, So
I say seven, yeah, seven.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You think they have attitudes?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Now count out seven napkins? Please thank you? All right?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Or shout out so good morning Chick fil A will say,
my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Them the nicest people in the world. Right there, man, sir,
how are you doing any day? Welcome to Chick fil A.
How can we help you? Oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I love that. I love my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I never I'll never get married again. But if I
ever supposed to get married again, she would have to
have worked at Chick fil A. I want somebody with
that attitude right there. First of all, a right, all right?
Really has spoken?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Shot my guitar of your mess?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
You don't know that's my baby.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Can happen?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
It didn't happen, though it could happen. My baby. Ain't
leaven me, Lord, No, I will fall apart.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Remember that episode of Martin when he told Gina get
to step in this ship way.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait, And if you step up my oos ooh,
I can't do no of these kids. Lord, don't leave.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Me, all right, all right, guys, coming up at thirty
two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew
as he runs that prank back right after this. Never
You're listening, Hard Morning Show