Would You Rather

Stranded on a deserted island for two years or in a coma?  Walk barefoot on the floor of the subway or a public bathroom?  Abnormally big toe or big ear?  In the past to meet your ancestors or the future to see your great-grandkids?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for a round it. Would you rather?
Would you rather be stranded on a deserted island for
two years? Would you rather be in a coma for
two years?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
I'm stranded. I'm not in that coma. I'm not I'm
not doing no coma.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
What if you're in a coma, you wouldn't even know.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm gonna know when I woke up that I've been
down there for two years. Sleep. I'm not gonna do that.
My brain not gonna operate the same. I don't want
that will give me the coma?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Okay, So if I'm used to hospitals, so I'd just
rather be in that, I'm gonna go where I'm familiar.
What I ain't gonna do is wake up two years
later on an island and don't nobody know I'm there.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
You're gonna wake up. You're gonna wake up two years
later with with with, with bed soils. You're gonna wake
up with some ak bone at two years board. But
what I wake up?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
There's doctors, nurses and food.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
What'd you do? Gilligan built a whole eye of boy.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Would you rather walk barefoot on the floor of the
subway station or a public bathroom, which one barefoot on
the floor of the subway or on the public bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's gonna be the subway. It's gonna beat up where
they walked and they died on both of them.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I mean, hey, they've done more than that.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I think it's cal I think it's got to be
the subway to the bathroom. Subway place it, and it's
more room in the subway. But I'm gonna go stand
in some bleach after all of that. But don't they
clean the bathroom? Yeah, you know I'll be watching them.

(01:37):
They don't be doing a good job.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Route in the time.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Would you rather have abnormally have an abnormally big toe
or an abnormally big ear, big ears, abnormally big ears?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, give me the toe. I cover that. I can
cover that toe, but that but that just walking around
my ear. Just y'all just stay looking at my ear
like that.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, I don't want the ears. I want the toe too,
because what I tell you, I'm about to stick my
foot up your behind.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
You don't believe you're gonna actually believe you can see
this toe. You don't believe this.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I'm about to take my foot and you know exactly
what toe that.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Is, if you got if you got that Fred Flintstone toe,
you in trouble pot to. All right, would you rather go?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Would you rather go in the past to meet your
ancestors or would you rather go in the future to
meet your great grandchildren.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I'm not fooling with them, kids, I'm not doing that.
I'm not feeling with them kids.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
So you're going to meet your ancestors.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, I'm going back. I'm going back. Yeah. Wow. Yeah,
I'm in the eighteen hundred. I'm going back. I ain't
going too far back. I'm going to ride after slavey.
I ain't going to football. I'm going to ride out slave. Yeah. Yeah.
We got matter of fact for Freedom Day, for Freedom Day, all.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Right, coming up next, our last break of the day,
and we'll close out the show right after this. You're
listening Hardy Morning Show.