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Rise and shine and give yourself that stretch that morning
on And this is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It
is Nephew holding it down with the crew that would
be Shirley Strawberry call Affair of Mississippi Monica and the
One and Only Kill Junior Boy's Face. It is Friday, y'all,
high what one of the greatest days of all time?
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It is Friday. I don't know why Friday means so
much to everybody, but Friday changes things. You know, even
in traffic, you know, you know it's Friday. You know
it's gonna be rough out there. Well, it is Friday's Friday.
Just do that. It's just it's Friday. Friday and Monday.
Do those things. But I like Friday. It's Friday is
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the time that I know, when we get through this morning,
we're gonna be all for a couple of days. It's Friday.
So good Friday to y'all. Not good Friday, but you
know what I'm saying, Happy Friday. It's not good Friday,
but it's happy Friday. All right, mine, clip, you don't
mind clear? My mind is clear because it's Friday. Okay,
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Oh no, don't don't don't don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Don't make me, don't don't make me pull this thing
off now because I can. I can, I can, I
can preach that thing. If you're not clear about Friday,
I can do it. All right? All right, your congregation?
Time past it this morning? What is going on? I'm
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thinking about getting my own church. That's I mean, if
y'all really want to know, I'm thinking about getting my
own church. And I'm just trying. Okay, Yeah, and says
I went to that church in Italy. I got saying
that church. Church, I ain't a church. That's what we
say about New Bethel. That's what we say about great
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amount missionary. Let's just say my second bath down there
to the church. Now when you say that about the
one up there in Italy, now it's you can't just
say that church? Why not? It's that church? What the that? Okay?
All right, I'm sorry. This a couple of church I
go to in texts ain't got no gold in it.
Don't mean man. Ain't a better than man? Your church
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ain't no better than man? Okay, ain't doing they ain't
doing praise and worship at the Vatican. They ain't doing that,
are you done, sir? Yeah, so y'all think about that. So,
ain't no praise dashing at the Vatican. Ain't no praise, No,
ain't no praise that. It's just people coming in with
a bout the cameras and stuff. I ain't new praise
dancing all people walking around looking at all this gold
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and all this this a beautiful, beautiful cathedral. That's amazing.
So yeah, all right, but would y'all join my church?
Is what I'm asked, with y'all knowing that's a long question.
Come only get the word now I don't get Yeah,
what was your first sermon? Sounded like if I, if
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I really had to bring it, you know what I
would say, Turn to turn, let me see turn to
the Book of Numbers, uh twenty second, twenty second, chapter
verse twenty three, and it says, and the ass saw
the Angel of the Lord standing in the way and
his sword drawing in his hand, and the and the
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ass turned aside out of the way and went into
the field. And Baalim smoked that ass to turn into
the way. I want to talk this morning about following
that ass, Following that ass. It is written, it, it's written.
Don't begin, don't get up, don't Forty two minutes after
the hour, we'll here get again from the nephews, he
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