Comedy Roulette

Spun the wheel and we get...........................Now that I have some money........................

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is time now for comedy roulette.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Steve Jay, please please quickly set this.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Every week our comedy ability is tested, and the way
we prove how good we are put five subjects on
the wheel. Spind the wheel, wed stop. We got it.
That's all it is. That's all it is.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
All right.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Here are the five subjects. Number one fish grease.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Number two she wasn't that big in high school.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I don't appreciate that one.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Number three taste like chicken. Number four. Now that I
have a little money, you know who I am? And
number five, I don't know how you could eat that.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Give me that.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
All right, let's go spend the wheelcat. Oh, now that
I have a little money, you know who I am.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Let me have that. Let me start going out. I see,
back in the day, my nickname was Fish. Didn't nobody
know Fish. Didn't speak the fish. You're too fine to
speak to the fish. But now that fish is on TV. Hey,
how you doing? Fish? And I can't remember who you are?

Speaker 5 (01:34):
What you got? I was out of my league. I'm
way out of my league. You would drop dead fine
to me. I beg for it, wanted it. I used
to ask for a day and night. You never gave
me the time of day. But now now got a
little money. Come on the Steel Harvey Morn show. You're
texting me now, I can't have it. If I want it,

(01:57):
I don't want it now. Yeah, I hear the time.
Come on, d you know what?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Now I got a little money.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
You know who know my name now?

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Being a collector?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Exactly who they talking to him? Now?

Speaker 5 (02:12):
But if they don't even call me.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
By my real name, that's how I know they know
I got money. They excuse me, Junior and jun that
ain't my government name. Everybody know that real.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Is right up my hell?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
No, I got a little money.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Well you know who I am now?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, this goes out to Ike back in Cleveland and
mister Albert's me and yeah, I used to call me
l k uh lay away Ken Oh no, but and
I I'm by your whole damn stoke. So the next

(02:53):
time I'm walking, I ain't coming in laid way, feel.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Me I might just bright damn.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh, let me put an initial out there with a
last name, just the initial and the last name. You
know who you are? The last name? What?

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (03:18):
He was so fine?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Oh my god, you was fine.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yes, did not even speak to me.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
In the hall way.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I walked past you like the slaves because I ain't
wanna look at you. Now it was that damn fine.
But oh it has changed now because he's got a
little money.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, he's got a little money. Colder, I'll tell you
everybody knows my name that now I'm a lot more
familiar and welcome when I walk in the door. Bang
account used to sit on six dollars of the tray.
But what I didn't this when I'm going to bank,

(04:01):
Now there's a whole nother room. It's gotten vegetables. Hit it.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Why sheesu?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Bank?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Is missus?

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Space's this away?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Why what you standing in line? Come on around this way?

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Do you have your access car?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Never mind I have mine.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Oh you know I used to couldn't go to you.
I would I didn't get invited to the big Christmas
party because I just you know what I'm saying. I
wasn't big enough. I didn't have a name enough. But
now that I'm vowling and I'm on the show and
I'm the nept you got a little money. If I
can doing this stand up, I don't want to go
to your funky Christmas party. Now I thought my own
damn Christmas party and my shat token.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Y'all all right, all.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Right, we'll be back when Nephew tell me he's prank
phone call right after this.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show