JRAP 4 the 4th

Our resident poet got another raggedy one for us just in time for 4th of July.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right. As you know, this week starts the big
fourth of July holiday celebration, and uh we not today's good.
We couldn't go without having a July fourth poem for
our resident.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Couldn't go with No, we couldn't can't do it. There's
no way you can do it. And you're gonna love
the title. Love it because it has to do with
the fourth and a lot of people that y'all don't
know that's coming by your house, and it's called can
I Get a Plate? A lot of bags are gonna
be happening on the fourth. Can I get a plate?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Here? Wait?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Wait, wait, wait here, Steve, did you want to say
something that you want to introduce Junior? Did you want
to because it's been a minute giving us a beautiful poem.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Come on, ladies and gentlemen, without further Aduke, here is
a man that you've known and loved. Huh that could all.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Change, Ladies and gentlemen, coming to you in his usual
We are lovingly calling him j Rap, Ladies. J Rap
is an acronym Junior's raggedy ass poet. Thank you Surgery
Rapp got it?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Chad I Get a Plate is the title of this
paw because the fourth and here it is, Uncle Steve.
Can I come over and fix me a plate? I
wrote a poem to ask so you won't say no.
And I didn't just want to pop up at your
dough because you got security and everything. I can bring

(01:36):
my own container and aluminum fall. I can't stay too
long because I don't want my potato selling to spoil. Look,
I would like to have some steak, ribs and chicken.
You know you real rich, so I know all your
food gonna be finger licking. Can't ass time here collar
because they live too far away, and you already know
Shirley ain't making a damn thing that day. So I'm asked,

(02:00):
can for a plate? From my boss, mentor and friend
Uncle Steve? Can I please come get some barbecue?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
The end? Wow?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Nail wow? Okay, cover that right?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Can I get a player?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
So I'm by myself. I just want to point out
I cover everybody because Calling and Tommy y'all do live
too far. I can't get nothing, so I gotta go
where I know everybody. I know everybody gonna be on Steve.
How so I'm Steve just asked the question in front
of the nation Durian plate.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Here's here.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Your response is in a poet This My Fall is
your best poet, that's for sure. But the answer to
your question is still Hell No, I can't. We got

(03:00):
to go.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
You're listening to

Speaker 3 (03:03):
The Hardy Morning Show.