Comedy Roulette

Spun the wheel to find out How To Protect The Food In The Fridge.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, it's time for comedy. Roulette Jay set it
up quickly.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Comed Each week, you guys test our ability to be comedians.
We will show you how good we are. You give
us a subject, stop the wheel on any subject, we
can do a riff on it. That's how good we.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
All right that you're ready with the wheel, let's go
what you got. These are the subjects. Number one ice cream,
Number two, old music, Yeah, I know all right. Number three,
how to protect the food in the fridge. That's good.
Number four, I'm not the bank, yeah, okay. Number five

(00:41):
sometimes I feel like slapping the.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Mess out of.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Come on, get that's.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Come on, slapping, slap and slipping, slapping a mess out
of you. Okay. How to protect the food.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
In the fridge, that's that's that's how people don't steal it.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Uh huh easy.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
The first one is you pick your teeth to they
start bleeding right, and then you bite your sandwich and
wrap that and sell a thing and shut that back
in there. I'll be damn anybody, take your teeth real
good to this mean to they bleeding right, and then

(01:30):
bite your sandwich. Wrap that sells if it don't be there.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
When you get.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, go ahead, come on, Junior, what you got her?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
First of all? Who fridge we talked about? That's nothing
in mad It's very easy to tect my free. I
ain't got nothing in The better subject would have been
how to put food in.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
The free Tell them what you do man, when you
really want to protect something, what I would do? Get
a zip lock bag? Okay, and right, let's see what
we at when we in seventeen put one ones on
that January fir and then yeh what and being right,

(02:15):
chitlings on the zip lock. You don't don't throw away?
I promise you ain't. Nobody bothered.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
That's the caper. Yeah, come on, Steve.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
The best way to protect your sandwich and work is
to put it in and sell a fan and then duct
tape so they don't even know what it is. Take
the whole sald. Are you gonna you just look just

(02:50):
a brick or duct tape and there ain't nobody gonna
open up that.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Damn duck duck tape up with everything, but.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Not food because out of protective Yeah, put it.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
In the.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
How to protect the food in the French?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Jay, Oh, the best way to do it is you
can put it way inside and put it inside. Sure,
you smash it up. You take your sandwich and you
ball it up real tight, just as small as you
can make it, and put it and wrap it in
celibate and then stick that inside the bacon soda box.
Put it inside on the bacon up the side. That's

(03:29):
what I'm talking about. But it will be that when
you get hold and be protected, protected once again.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
I'll tell you one way we're gonna do it. Go
buy the dog shelter. Get an unhappy pit bull when
they open that door.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
On the inside.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Just turn the temperature down just so he can survive.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
In the fridge.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Put the record break. They've been walking in there gracefully
because they've been eating your stuff every day. This gonna
halt that wall.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
What you got, okay, Julia Junr. I got to get
back this one because carry because I've done this one before.
Our dog name is Chapel. I put it in a
zip locked bag and put chopper sweet treats on them
and put it backfired on me cause my son Jordan
and put some chopp of sweet treats in there and
got an all confused with I got one right for

(04:37):
we got ready.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Put your whole lunch in a pample.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Well back.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
You're listening morning show