Roadtrip

We get a summertime reenactment when 6 grown people that work together take a roadtrip.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Right now, Steve, what does Jay have going on? Now?
What is going on? This road trip?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Or reenactment of everybody who's gonna be taking a road
trip this summer summer time. Time for a bunch of
people to get in the car and ride, and it
will sound something like this.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna react. React.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
What is it like when six grown people who work
together take a road trip?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
All right, everybody in bugle out?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
All right, let me start the car. They're dinging right there.
Somebody ain't got their seat belt? All right, all right,
now we need a little driving music.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Boy, I like that. Did you hear what that help
from Taylor Trips?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
She did her country version? Almost didn't like that girl
no more? Well quite frankly, I'd like to hear some
gospel music. Come on. Kirk like, yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, What's what happened to me?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah? So we're not listening listen to nothing? We ain't
listening to nothing. Hang silence, riding silence. Then let's just
ride in silence. I just have a question, Yeah, well, boy,
are we well? What you come for? You want to
play a game?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Play?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
What game?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Game? You know?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
We could sing the song ninety ninety bottles of beer?
Can that's my cock? Can we play that? You in
the car? You own? Can we can we get something
to eat? You know we just got in the car.
Wait a minute, I know I'm forgetting something. Yes, to
be quiet? No, oh it's hot in here. Can you

(02:03):
turn to an air say this? I gotta say this.
What I'm gonna say it? What I got? The peek.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Said, damn it, everybody ouse, get out to car. Just
open the damn con wait.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Wait, wait, wait a minute. I'm your damn nephew up
the door. No, everybody out, I got I ain't everybody.
You're talking about you as.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Much as I hate packing and I hate get out
to car, give me then if you did pack, go.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Right, get out. I just so I got a gun.
Get out? Name is actually shoot somebody can get out
to car? Get out?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Telling me get out, drunk out, joint out, colin, Charlie out.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm not walking in these heres. You ain't got to walk.
Get out to car. They don't push me now, don't
push you all right now. What happened now, that's all
he wanted to do is music. He just drove off

(03:12):
all right. Tell me called uber. Yeah, I can't believe
I'm not walking. He put us off the car. This
is supposed to be a fun road trip. What happened
to do? Nothing? Together?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I know? He better put them back up, lights on
to bring his hands back down.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Here is he making a right on the highway? Looks
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, no, no, no, no,
I got I got it. I gotta say all no,
let me do this. Hold on, hold on, I got you.
I can't believe we're standing out here. When I got
the back home, I'm home. Here we go, here we go.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Hold on, Yeah, I fixed, I fixed, Yeah, yeah, yeah, But.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
You know you just left all us on the side
of the road. Hello, hey, what you left us on
the side of the road. You're not coming back. I
can see you. We got girls with it, thank you,
say with you? Take care of them. Okay, this car

(04:20):
ain't coming back. There's ladies and heels out here that
take the heels off and be barefoot on the street.
It was just way up after about four miles every flat.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Can I say this? When we took our stuff out
the cart. That black bag that you are your money
in it, that bag is out here with us.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, all right, y'all, what's happening? Give me the black
time to let me have black, Give me the black bag.
Get the black back with your chance in the car.
We'll put the bag here first, opening the door. If

(05:04):
I don't see the band here, go to bank. Throw
it in the window. I promise you, if you just
throw it in the window, throw it in the window. Time.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I got time. I got to throw the bag. So y'all,
don't pull this trick again. Throw the bag.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
And how about I open the bag and start counting,
and see how much I.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Already know what's in there. Throw it. Throw the bag
in the window first.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
You know what, we can actually buy a car with
this bag.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Tommy, I love it.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
You know what going on? Oh, let's get to count.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
And it looks like a lot we've got. We've got one, two,
three before we've got five negroes on the side road
with a black bag.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Look like it don't belong to them. Let's something. Shut
everybody else up your ground. We waited, I get the
black ass on the ground.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Shut up.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
We'll sing a group. You got one more time, though, man,
one more time, No man, get your black ass on
the ground. You.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Everybody down on the ground now, Yeah, there's a warning shot.
The next one goes in here, all right. Hand me
the bag, same down, same hand me the bag.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Is this the police? You ain't got time of it.
Hand me the bag shot before. I don't want to
go through that no more. Somehow we can't do a
damn thing together. We can't take a road trip. We
can't take a road trip at all. You're listening Morning
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