Comedy Roulette

Here are the things you say to yourself when you're mad.  Spun it!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, guys, it is time Steve for comedy roulette.
You ready, Jay, explain it again?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Let me break this down. We have new listeners who
don't have any idea what we're doing comedy. Very simple.
Give us five subjects five anything you want. Put them
on the wheel. Yeah, spun the wheel ever stop just fun.
Spun it around as in to be spun around as
in spin. That's totally different. Right, spun it around. Hit stop.

(00:32):
We'll do the damn thing.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Here we go, all right. Number one Things you say
to yourself when you're mad at someone. I like them.
Number two, you know it's time to go to the store.
When dot dot did. Number three stuff you don't like
to watch, but you watch it anyway to keep them happy.
You know we all know about that.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Whatever watching.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Number four? Number four, you know she's not coming back
when okay, number five, people who never chip in cool
come home. Let's go cat, let's be jesus. Wow, it

(01:27):
came on. Number one. Things you say to yourself when
you're mad at someone, to you yourself when you're mad
at someone.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay, here's somethings you say to yourself when you're mad
at somebody. I'm gonna let it go this time, but
the next damn time, Oh, it's gonna be hell. If
it's gonna be hell.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
This is one I always say to myself when I'm
mad at other people. I'm trying not to go jail.
I'm doing my best. You say, I'm telling my best
right now. I'm trying not to go to Jake.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
You're really mad.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
No, No, you're mad.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Coordinates everything, you know what?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
You know what? That's all right? Drink that water, then
I put up in that drink that drink that all right.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Things you say to yourself when you're mad at someone, Steve,
better go ahead over.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
You better go head on now.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Black, that's all it is. Yeah, head.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Then you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody, Lord,
please work with me, Jesus, work with any please please, Father, Father,
take me down so I don't kill it. That's why I.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Always say that. I'm always ask somebody. It's just something
you said before somebody. That's why your ass broke.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Now that's where you broke. Writing that hurt JR.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
That that hurts.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
You say it to yourself.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
What you know what? That's that's that's why I got
another one thought.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Just right here. I ain't got tooking. This is tough.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
You say to yourself, which your stupid.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Just like heard you say that it was to your jobs,
but it was long.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Now yeah, oh my god, I thought my mom was
talking to me.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Uh things you say to people when you're mad at himself.
Just glhead and die.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Gon't get about him about face.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
All right, come on take it? No, no, no, you
do what I got. I'll tell you this.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
It says a lot my family. I'm calling crime stopping.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
They ain't gonna get a tip today. You yeah, shore
glad that ain't my face.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
God, you're listening morning show