You Know You Stay at Your Mamas House

Comedy Roulette gives us the obvious signs that you live with your mother.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, Jay, it's time for comedy roulette.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Set it up quickly, just the insults. Every week you
test out comedy ability. Tell you what you do? Take
five subject, put them on a wheel, spending a wheel?
Which stop? We'll do the damn thing?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
What you got?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
All right, here we go. I have the categories. Let's spend.
Let me let's get ready. All right, she has an
she has an invisible boyfriend, somebody like that. All right,
that's number one. Number Stop lying you staying at your
mama's house. Number three? What are you gonna get that

(00:39):
back to fix you?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Right?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Number four?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Do you know they repoked that car at number five?
I don't know how to tell you this, but she's singing,
somebody ud cat come on that too, come on to
come on? Lead it a number two? Stop lying you

(01:13):
staying at your mama's house.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
You know how I know you staying at your mama house.
Landing at the club. I hear you on the phone
say hey, I'll be there in a minute. Mama, leave
a key under the door, your mama.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Your mama's out.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
I know you staying at your mama house. I know
you be trying to hide all your clothes. Got creasing.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
You know, damn well, you don't that good.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Your clothes got.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Even crease.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
You're standing at You.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Know you're staying at your mama house. When you got
a lunch bag with your name on it in the car.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Mama made that for you.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
When you when when you on your cell phone talking
and we can hear.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
The washing machine in the backroom basement house.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
You know you know, I know you stand at your
mama house. You ain't got your own key, and the
key you got is around your neck.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Fool you, you.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Ain't fooling No damn bodies.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Keep growing ass.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Man, I know you stay at your mama house. When
I come to your mama how on family functions? You're
the first one? Now, why you the first one here?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
We know you're staying at your mama house when you
you're only invited us over doing prayer meetings.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Mama gone to turn tonight. We can come through. Yeah,
I know you, I know yet your mama husband.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
This.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
How I know you live at your mama's house. You
always smell damp, smell like the base.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
You know how I know you just smell everything? How
I know you standing at your mama house every day?
You've coming in talking about a gospel show you watch.
When you start watching old steam.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Like experience in this area. That's why I know you.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Stay at your mama house when you always into it
with her boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
How come you with Earl all the way that out here.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Over that you don't like nothing?

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Earl say, you know you're staying at your mama house
cause you're losing.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
You smell like a vault.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, what are you talking? What it smell of that
white diamond? What is that about?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Closing out?

Speaker 5 (04:15):
This is how you know you live your mama's house
called The.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Car you're driving.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Got a Bible on the dashboards and the head Jesus,
all right, we'll be back with you.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
We do it or did we not do it? You
guys did it.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
We'll be back with you. Tell me spring phone call
after this. You're listening morning show