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Anonymous in VA crossed the line and becomes a cautionary tale for workplace etiquette.  

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, So this is from Anonymous in Virginia. Anonymous says,
I am really close to one of my male coworkers,
and the other day we crossed the line and had
sex in his car after work. The next day I
couldn't get into work and I realized I left my
badge in my coworker's car. He called in sick, so

(00:22):
I had to pay fifty dollars to get a new
badge made. Then he texted me after lunch and said
his wife found my badge in the car and he
told her that we were just talking. His wife as
I rate and plans to call my husband. My husband
is still acting like he hasn't heard anything. Should I
make up an excuse for being in my coworker's car
and tell it to my husband before she calls him?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
So both of y'all was next?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I mean, the wife is gonna call the letter writer's husband.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, yeah, because she found the badge. Yeah, she found
a badge in her husband's car.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Well, I know this ain't gonna be surprising to nobody,
but your ass that you get to line immedi.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Like, what what? What kind of life will fix this?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I don't know because this from right here see the
the the dude you got in the car had sexty.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
His wife ain't buying none of it.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
So she is saying, I'll tell you what, my marriage
ain't gonna be the only one affected by it.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Til have no few like a woman's squirt. And do
you know I thought that was a scripture that because
it's so real and truth, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Not a scripture, but it did sounds good babul.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
When it happens, But it's and it's very real, and
it's very real.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
And so she gonna call, so you need to do something.
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I can't help you, you know, y'allways, Uh, you know,
everybody was going out to eat for lunch, and he
was going a certain way. He was going to a
certain and so you all decided to go and ride together.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
It was other people in the car. It wasn't just
other people.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
If I'm off in the cars, Why did you feel
the need to take your badge? Because I wasted ice
on my thighs and then I dropped down in.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
The floor and look for it and my badge came
over around your head. Well, I had to take it
off my neck because I was dabbing my.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Work suit off, you get okay?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
And I cleaned my badge off so it would work
on the detector.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I wiped it off and I actually been to that
family talk oh.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Because I took it off when I waste my tea
on it, you know how?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Okay, So then I can ask the husband and coffee SAgs.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Now there was tea. You're not gonna see tea stags.
This wasn't coffee sweet.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
This wasn't coffee sweetie, right.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Right, get your facts straight. And it was a real
light tea because I had asked an extra ice. So
it wasn't even hardy brown no more.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
It was it was damn near cliffs.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
It's all about the details when you tell a lie.
I found them, like.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Stick to them. I like that. I believe it.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
And it was other people in the car, So I
don't know why she mad at you. There was other people.
But he slammed on his brakes and bomb all that
team would splashed every way and out I was back there.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I'll sitting in the back anyway.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Okay, here's a question. Are the two co workers still
going to be getting together after words?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
They don't stop right, it's over. See you've got the
warning shot didn't get rusty.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
See God always gives you a chance. He always gives
you a chance when you make a mistake. The first one,
he fires a shot in the air. This is a
shot in the air, but y'all have had the shot
in the air before, so this one was he took
a little bit of your eLOAD meat off. So this
somebody else has had wondering what y'all was up to,

(04:15):
and you didn't heed that warning.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Now you the left thing in the college.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Now gods have fired this shot that took a little
eLOAD meat off.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Now if you do it again, the next bullet is
in your teeth.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Okay, all right, question, yeah, all right. Coming up the.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Next time, somebody gonna be knocking on the window, and
you're gonna know this tersion real well.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of this ignorant show. Right after this. Thank you
you're listening. Morning Show