July 5, 2024 • 7 mins
Queens we have a problem because Honey don't know how to lie properly and she gets called out by Big Dog. What happens in Vegas should be happening to us especially when edibles are involved! Gahhhdog!!! There is also a hair issue in Virginia Beach and the bald comedians are feeling some type of way. LMBAO!!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time now for as the CLO Chief Love Office of
the KLOH as a nephew calls him, Steve Harvey is
in the building. Here we go. This one is from
Honey in Queen's Honeywrights. Two years ago. I had a
hip replacement. I had hip replacement surgery, and I'm still
using it as an excuse to keep my husband away
from me at night. He eventually stopped pressing me for sex,
(00:23):
and now he doesn't come to bed till late at night.
Instead he sits out back and smokes cigars. Last night,
I looked for him and his car wasn't there. I
called him and he said he was watching the game
with his brother. I wanted to call his brother to
verify his story, but the background was quiet. Should I
(00:45):
trust my husband or.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Did he lie? Booh no, no, he probably didn't lie.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Let's talk about this four minutes, see because just sarelate
about your huss Let's be real.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Is you faking this hip? Is she with this? Take
hip injury? Now?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You ain't got your hip replace So I know you're old.
So now you don't got your hip replaced? Because that
ain't a twenty year old problem. You got your hip
replace because your ass mess around failed somewhere. You didn't
have your little panic alert, but.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
The help im falling.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I can't get up, so you laid there and now
you got to get the whole damn hip replaced. Now
you don't want your husband touching you at night, and
so you done kept the lie going.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You lie.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Let's not turn this into is your husband lying? You've
been lying to your husband about your hip injury. This
is your lie. So now your husband been sitting in
the backyard smoked cigar. Now you go out there one
night in the kind there, how long it's been since
you had sex with your hug? And what you want
him to do because he knows your hip. Don't take
(01:50):
that damn long because he was at doctor's office with
you stupid, and he don't want your help anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So now, of.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Course with everything else, because as we were, I'll stay
on the front side. We ain't even got to go
over there with a hippat because what I want is
not your hip.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Now what's up? So is he at your brother's house? Probably?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Should you call Hell now because you started this lie?
So this lie on you, not Hell.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Honeys moving on to in Saint Louis and says, I
took my girlfriend to Vegas for her birthday and scheduled
her a spa day. I gambled, then went to the
pool to relax and have a drink. I was being
sociable with two pauties and they said they had edibles
in their room, so we went up there. I stayed
(02:42):
in there for four hours straight, and the three of
us pleasured each other. I felt so bad about how
I did my girlfriend on her birthday trip. I planned
to marry this woman, but my conscience is eating me up.
I know that I can't confess what I did, So
how do I get past this?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
So let me?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
She saithing, dog. If you know you can't confess what
you did, what is you writing us for? No, you
can't run the risk of one of her friends singing
this and talking about wait, man, didn't Dmitrius taken out
of your birthday?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And when an't he missing? And all this? And then
you come to couldn't find him? Girl?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
He was upstairs eating edibles in the room with two
girls and they was pleasuring each other.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Hold up, dog, dog, listen to me. We all make.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Mistakes, everybody. Don't you walk your ass in there and
have no moment where you got to get this off
your chest.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
This is you've heard the statement cad.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
To your grave. This is a take it to your
grave moment. I thank you stupid for writing this damn
letter myself personally. Now this is you a young ass
dude because you done?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Did he say how all?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
He was?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
But he did say he ian in Saint Louis. How
many inns there he put his name into them? And
why is this bothering him? That's what I need to know.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
He wasn't bothering you when you was eating the brownies
and all the gum drops and all this hell.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Wasn't nothing bothering you.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Wasn't nothing bothering you when there was up there pleasuring
each other. Dog, what happens in Vegas that stays in Vegas?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
They created that.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
He knows Vegas six times a year. Do you know
the things I've done in Vegas? I can't repeat say
for you?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Man, No wonder the igland ass moment. You're trying to
pass it, You passed it.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Vegas ain't for amateur city it alrighty.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Thet's say what you need to do. You can't take
your hands back out there.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I used to go out to Vegas expecting that you
went out there and it just happened.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I went out there for it. She got different dudes right.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Now, No, I know what to see is out here?
Unbelievable stuff can happen to you in Vegas. Sitting up
in here. Man, now, you finn to.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Have something, how do you get past it? You it's
in your past.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
They don't call it sin city for nothing, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't think he understands how many of us have
a bag we can to our grave that's full of stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You know how big much load I got to me?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I got a slave behind, I got a load.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That note.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I'm telling you right now, look, man, my bag. You
don't even understand.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It's stable, it's so.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, it's stitch is clowned, it's gorilla glued. You sitting
this bag, my bag domb moved and let me saying,
let me give you some advice. Don't take your ass
back there by the bag.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
No, no, don't ask no question. Yeah, all right, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Gigi and Virginia Beach says, I'm dating a new guy
and we met at a football game. He had on
a baseball cap so I couldn't see his hair, but
I did see his big smile in grayish blue eyes.
On our first date, I got to see his hair
for the first time. It was shiny, wet and jet black.
His baby hair was pulled out and it looked like
(06:35):
a Jerry curl. I asked him what he'd done to
get his hair like that, and he said, it's natural.
It's only that's the only flaw he.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Had so far.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So how can I encourage him to fix it? Fixed?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
First of all three of us on this show don't
have half fall. The three comedians don't have half. The
fourth comedian is closing in on us his way over here.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It could be any months.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, we're just waiting on him like he on zoom
right now and he's all forehead.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
His hairline is back then where his head set is at. Wow,
we can't wait till he gets here. We'll wait here
in the fight station. We already know that's how it
starts twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Up, I'm just look, he got a lot look at
his forehead. I'm just telling you.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
How the camera Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
You back up, I'll back up, letter show you something
straight forward. And any angle we can't see the front
of your hairline.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
It's happening.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You're listening Morning show
Time now for as the CLO Chief Love Office of
the KLOH as a nephew calls him, Steve Harvey is
in the building. Here we go. This one is from
Honey in Queen's Honeywrights. Two years ago. I had a
hip replacement. I had hip replacement surgery, and I'm still
using it as an excuse to keep my husband away
from me at night. He eventually stopped pressing me for sex,
(00:23):
and now he doesn't come to bed till late at night.
Instead he sits out back and smokes cigars. Last night,
I looked for him and his car wasn't there. I
called him and he said he was watching the game
with his brother. I wanted to call his brother to
verify his story, but the background was quiet. Should I
(00:45):
trust my husband or.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Did he lie? Booh no, no, he probably didn't lie.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Let's talk about this four minutes, see because just sarelate
about your huss Let's be real.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Is you faking this hip? Is she with this? Take
hip injury? Now?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You ain't got your hip replace So I know you're old.
So now you don't got your hip replaced? Because that
ain't a twenty year old problem. You got your hip
replace because your ass mess around failed somewhere. You didn't
have your little panic alert, but.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
The help im falling.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I can't get up, so you laid there and now
you got to get the whole damn hip replaced. Now
you don't want your husband touching you at night, and
so you done kept the lie going.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You lie.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Let's not turn this into is your husband lying? You've
been lying to your husband about your hip injury. This
is your lie. So now your husband been sitting in
the backyard smoked cigar. Now you go out there one
night in the kind there, how long it's been since
you had sex with your hug? And what you want
him to do because he knows your hip. Don't take
(01:50):
that damn long because he was at doctor's office with
you stupid, and he don't want your help anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So now, of.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Course with everything else, because as we were, I'll stay
on the front side. We ain't even got to go
over there with a hippat because what I want is
not your hip.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Now what's up? So is he at your brother's house? Probably?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Should you call Hell now because you started this lie?
So this lie on you, not Hell.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Honeys moving on to in Saint Louis and says, I
took my girlfriend to Vegas for her birthday and scheduled
her a spa day. I gambled, then went to the
pool to relax and have a drink. I was being
sociable with two pauties and they said they had edibles
in their room, so we went up there. I stayed
(02:42):
in there for four hours straight, and the three of
us pleasured each other. I felt so bad about how
I did my girlfriend on her birthday trip. I planned
to marry this woman, but my conscience is eating me up.
I know that I can't confess what I did, So
how do I get past this?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
So let me?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
She saithing, dog. If you know you can't confess what
you did, what is you writing us for? No, you
can't run the risk of one of her friends singing
this and talking about wait, man, didn't Dmitrius taken out
of your birthday?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And when an't he missing? And all this? And then
you come to couldn't find him? Girl?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
He was upstairs eating edibles in the room with two
girls and they was pleasuring each other.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Hold up, dog, dog, listen to me. We all make.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Mistakes, everybody. Don't you walk your ass in there and
have no moment where you got to get this off
your chest.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
This is you've heard the statement cad.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
To your grave. This is a take it to your
grave moment. I thank you stupid for writing this damn
letter myself personally. Now this is you a young ass
dude because you done?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Did he say how all?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
He was?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
But he did say he ian in Saint Louis. How
many inns there he put his name into them? And
why is this bothering him? That's what I need to know.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
He wasn't bothering you when you was eating the brownies
and all the gum drops and all this hell.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Wasn't nothing bothering you.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Wasn't nothing bothering you when there was up there pleasuring
each other. Dog, what happens in Vegas that stays in Vegas?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
They created that.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
He knows Vegas six times a year. Do you know
the things I've done in Vegas? I can't repeat say
for you?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Man, No wonder the igland ass moment. You're trying to
pass it, You passed it.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Vegas ain't for amateur city it alrighty.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Thet's say what you need to do. You can't take
your hands back out there.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I used to go out to Vegas expecting that you
went out there and it just happened.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I went out there for it. She got different dudes right.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Now, No, I know what to see is out here?
Unbelievable stuff can happen to you in Vegas. Sitting up
in here. Man, now, you finn to.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Have something, how do you get past it? You it's
in your past.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
They don't call it sin city for nothing, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't think he understands how many of us have
a bag we can to our grave that's full of stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You know how big much load I got to me?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I got a slave behind, I got a load.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That note.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I'm telling you right now, look, man, my bag. You
don't even understand.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It's stable, it's so.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, it's stitch is clowned, it's gorilla glued. You sitting
this bag, my bag domb moved and let me saying,
let me give you some advice. Don't take your ass
back there by the bag.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
No, no, don't ask no question. Yeah, all right, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Gigi and Virginia Beach says, I'm dating a new guy
and we met at a football game. He had on
a baseball cap so I couldn't see his hair, but
I did see his big smile in grayish blue eyes.
On our first date, I got to see his hair
for the first time. It was shiny, wet and jet black.
His baby hair was pulled out and it looked like
(06:35):
a Jerry curl. I asked him what he'd done to
get his hair like that, and he said, it's natural.
It's only that's the only flaw he.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Had so far.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So how can I encourage him to fix it? Fixed?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
First of all three of us on this show don't
have half fall. The three comedians don't have half. The
fourth comedian is closing in on us his way over here.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It could be any months.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, we're just waiting on him like he on zoom
right now and he's all forehead.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
His hairline is back then where his head set is at. Wow,
we can't wait till he gets here. We'll wait here
in the fight station. We already know that's how it
starts twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Up, I'm just look, he got a lot look at
his forehead. I'm just telling you.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
How the camera Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
You back up, I'll back up, letter show you something
straight forward. And any angle we can't see the front
of your hairline.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
It's happening.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
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