Bitterman's July 4th Phone Calls

J. Anthony Brown has a list of certain phone calls that took place yesterday.  By the way, these calls were to the police.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, Steve, please introduce your men.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes, thank you. I have a list of some of
the calls that were made with four for July nine.
One one here we go. We have a family involved
in a mustard fight. Could you send someone over.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
To the house, just straight upstar mustard. That's it, mustard barbecue.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
One at them twelve, one at them twelve. We have
a fat kid stuck in the dry Could you send
someone over to the high what's going on? One adam twelve?
Any officers out there? We have sparkless stuck in somebody's
butt center officers waits One at them twelve, one adam twelve,

(00:48):
Calling all officers. We have a fight that broke out
when somebody made banana pudding with breast milk. Could you
go over to the house. One mon open, one adam twelve.
Whoever's out there? We have two Christians in a head
locked they're about to kill each other. Could you send

(01:10):
someone over to the house, please thank one adam twelve.
Any officers by any officers. We have someone with a
head bound from a turkey leg Please send someone right away.
Serious one adam twelve, one out of twelve. Any officers
out in the air, We have an elderly woman stuffed

(01:31):
in a leather cat soup. Send someone over to the houses.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Got the visual, still got you? Got it all right? Jay,
You're crazy? All right? Thank you, you're listening.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
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