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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, let me have your divided attention. Please.
This is the beginning of a new day. This is
the start of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let us
begin three two one.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Charlie Hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Steve col what's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Steve Hey? Crew?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Jun Yo say don't.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
And then going on the porch, doggy doge.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Sound like you're on the porch and we're passing by,
and drive that drive that third boy.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh you act like you don't know no about it?
Oh wait, you look cute then, girl, I don't want
a holiday, Bobby Womack, you think now like I love it?
(01:11):
If you think you know, you know, I think I'm
gonna go down store give me a watermelon. When you
all got to tell you the watermelon?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
When you thump of watermelon? What you're listening for?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
No, I don't think watermelons. Well, I know how to
pick watermelons.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I thought you're supposed to thump them. No, dog, what
you're gonna tell you about the thumb. This is how
you pick a sweet watermelon. What is stem comes out
the bottom where it has the stem on it, or
what it still used to be if you see a
lot of you know, those veins, Yeah, a little veins
on the outside, that sugar content.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
So that means it's a sweet that's right, that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Now. You can pick a sweet one that don't have
it because like them dark green was don't oftentimes show
a lot of veins. But when you pick them light
green with them long ones, huh, yeah, got that right now,
when it got a lot of brown veins coming around
off that stalk, that stem, that sugar content. Oh boy,
(02:17):
Now they they thump them down south. I didn't well,
you know, you don't. You don't know how to do
that because you don't buy nothing of them. You don't
grow them. If you grow watermelons, you can thump them.
But you don't know what you're even looking. Okay, when
you thought what you're looking for, I don't know. I
don't know what I'm listening. So now you're just thumping
You didn't take this ragged ass watermelon right.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Onto the house. And are we are we doing seeds
or seedless? Because I like seeds. No.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
See, there's no watermelon that don't have seeds in it.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
A watermelons got seed. But but yeah, but you know
they have seedless watermelons.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That's genetic, you modified, surely I.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Can read, well, yeah, a store like yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, but then but that ain't the real Real watermelons
have seeds.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh that's what. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Go to Africa and you'll be trying to find seedless
watermelon whole time you over there.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Okay, seeds, I want the seeds.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, okay, just a little country lesson on how to
pick a watermelon because because we buy were approaching watermelon
season is exactly July to September. Your death. Watermelon time
come on.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour. William
from the Nephew Is He runs that Frank back right
after this You're listening Morning Show