Would You Rather

Be reincarnated as an animal or a human?  Not speak for an entire year or not hear?  Climb the highest mountain or swim the deepest sea?  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round of would you rather
would you rather be reincarnated as an animal, as a
human again.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Coming back as no damn animal?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
But if you came back as an animal? Oh, just
I signed.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Got to find something to eat. I ain't got no money,
I ain't coming down in here, ain't got no money.
I've done that.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Before the first part of your life.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, I will already been an animal. Yeah, we ain't
doing that. No damn well, not with no money, no law.
I don't want no parts of that. I want to
be involved in currency exchange at some point. I hope
somebody set a bowl of milk out men.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Hell all right, okay, moving on? Would you rather not
speak for an entire year? Or would you rather not
here for an entire year?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
I can't hear the am I speaking. I don't get it,
and I'm gonna tell you right now. If you can't hear,
you sure don't sounds to when you used to hear.
You know, I have trouble pronouncing words, and I can
hear them. Boy, if I can't hear, you can hear.

(01:20):
What is his ass talking?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I think I want to hear? Okay, so you can
type right, but if you can't hear, no, man, I can't.
But not talking for a year, A lot of writing,
though I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
A lot of writing, A lot of writing.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I can't tell you the money I'm gonna be missing
out on I can't talk.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, yeah, right, these sets and hold them up.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's a lot of text customs, a lot of text cussing.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
All right, guys, would you rather climb the highest mountain
or swim the deepest sea?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Ah? Man? Why back upon that mountain. I'm gonna die
in that water. That's for day. I can't get in
that water, man. But but I can't handle heights because
of I get out to too sickness.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, what you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
So we're gonna down the way up or down the
way down? Like like I'm not I'm not finna do
that though, Okay, that don't make no sense. I don't
even want up there. I don't even know. It would
mean nothing for me to stick a flag in the
top of every nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
So then you're going to the deepest seas?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, but I can't swim, so hell I swim, but
I ain't going way down now.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
All right, that's today's round. Would you rather come in.
We didn't like to.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
We didn't like today.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
You're listening every morning show Mmm.