Something Funny

Here are the insulting things you say to your neighbors under your breath.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's time for something funny and Jay, this is about
stuff you say to your neighbors under your breath. Please explain.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
This has to do what we see our neighbors all
the time. We're not that fond of them sometimes so
we speak, but under our breath we're saying little things,
little little insulting things like, hey, how you doing.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Keep one hundred jacket?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Keeping it one?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
You got ja ja?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Earl? How you doing?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
How you earl?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Man?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
You need some curtains?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
How you doing?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Franklin's good to see you.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Hope they boy stay home this time.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
It takes vacations.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
See uh, fifth time had come on?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Nephew stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Parkins, How are you good? Good? If you do something
with that damn boat?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
You don't even work?

Speaker 4 (01:24):
I done?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Miss Kennedy, Hey, I don't we wail in across the street?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Dale, Dale, Kim? How you guys doing to day with
too stupid ass? Half? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Stuff we say to our names under it's gotta be set.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Smith's good to see right now.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
I wouldn't be pushing my mamat that law. She got
to do something.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Three, Hey, Bob, how good good? She can strap your
hair wife from swimming naked.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
All them broly.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Scaring the hell out of my dog.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Monistanders and yeah, how you got folk claws on the
block and don't none of them.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Four cards?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yard is a mess.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Stuff we say to our neighbors under our breath.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Come on, will us, old boy, I see im going
today shore glady or whatever.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
That roughly he killed my flowers. He spoke to me
and cut my grass. Laugh put this breath.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Wow, that's bad.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
That's dragging.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Right hey, hey Johnson's it's good to see y'all. All
right now man, now now we're good.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Good.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Say right now, I know a baby when you eat paper.
I know that baby eat paper. You gotta tell me
no more. I know that baby eats pipe.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Baby, he's smart at all.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Now you got to bring no we good, make this
birthday point stop.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
We say to our neighbors under our breath.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Tommy go Leonard, Hey, nice day to day? Good good?
Wasn't good last night? Damn police? You know you said
you called them.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Stuff we say to our neighbors under our breath.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Herman, how y'all doing shoe? And her tell me y'all
put your mommy in a hole.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Say that.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
The window.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Black people don't do that. Hey, mister Mitchell, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Did you don't see that dog doing your yard?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
You just don't don't leave it.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Neighbor stuff we say to our neighbors under our breath.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Curtis, he's going on all right now, ain't the wind
the world?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
No better that that damn line.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
He ain't chilling that.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Way too much, noise.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
I don't even know how they touched both they stumped.
All right, now, I'm good man, Come on, nephew.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Stuff we say to our neighbors under our breast.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Condy, Kindley, y'all looking good, looking, real good. You come
over with this line, though, you come over with that
damn I'm telling you that you know what damn line.
You know what, you know my side, you know your
damn sign. That probably line means.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
But it means something, you know that lying man, that's
my line.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
All right. I think we have time for two more
Jay and then Steve close it out. Stuff we say
to our neighbors under our breath.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Let's go, hey, hey, what's going Yeah, I'm good, I'm good,
I'm good. I'm who She was gone that night he
got into a fight.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, okay, yeah, come.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
On, Steve closing out stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
We stayed right right out Sidney.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
It invited me over your little stink.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
As barbecue and everything.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I know, I know you ran out of room over.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh guys, thank you. That was good. You're listening, Hardy
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