Blurted Out In Public

Have ever had a small brain malfunction?  What was your inner monologue?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Have you ever had a small brain malfunction on the
snide inappropriate remark you meant to say to yourself actually
came out of your mouth, you know, like we always
say inside voice, outside voice?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Did I say that aloud?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Stuff like that?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
So, Steve, I know you have, but we're get start
would Yeah, we'll.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Get to you last. So what have you blurted out
in public that you thought was just one of your
inner thought monologues?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Jay, I'll go first. I was having a party this
one time, which I don't like parties at my house,
but I let the person I was dating to have
a party at the house for me. A party shit
in at nine thirty and the party should be old. Yeah,
nine damn thirty? You've eaten, you've heard music? What time?

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Right?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
So I thought I was talking to her and I
yelled out when they taking their ass home?

Speaker 6 (01:02):
Not everybody everybody had the party heard me, and that
ended the party. The party did ended. Well, that's what
you wanted, which is what I wanted. So anyway, that's
I blurted. When the hell it going home?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Nephew, come on, I knew you have a few.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Oh, I got born and I never got heelsttle cool party.
I said it. I said it.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I thought, said, no wife, your wife is flying as hell.
God you live to.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Tell that story, right, all right, come on, Steve, I
know you have one.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I got a bunch of them. I was about since
I was about sixteen. That was about sixteen, and we
was all in the backyard barbecued, and uh, you know,
it was time to eat. So you know, they had
the little table set up in the back and you
just kind of went around and you know, pulled a

(02:22):
little Surrell wrap off and took a dip, you know,
put put food on your plate. And I walk around
and put your food on the plate. And I just said, man,
I can't stand these damn pat beans. My aunt was
standing back there. He said, that's cause there ain't no
damn baked beans. That's chili. The hell mixed chili DMN

(02:47):
summer time. Them baked beans was so trifling. I said,
I can't stand here baked beans cause stay in back
beans stayed chili.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Basically about inside outside boys.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Just something you said aloud.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
But you really thought you were saying it to yourself.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Come on, Jay, Yeah another one. Okay, So this other
time we were having a party. I led another party
at the house, and so the wine was really cheap wine,
you know, so I yelled out, who the hell about
this cheap ass wine?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
You know?

Speaker 4 (03:29):
I thought I was saying it to my inside boys.
And the lady who was at the party said, how
bought that cheap ass wine? And i'mna just take it home.
I'm like, okay, I apobagize, it's not that cheap.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
I said it. I said it.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I said some things.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Yeah, yeah, at my mama house, a big family, big
family gathering, and I don't know, I'm like, who the
last woman in the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Who said that out loud?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Out loud.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
I was a little boy just when the first time.
I was probably about eight, maybe nine, yeah, eight or nine.
I had just got a whipping, and I was in
my room, roob and my legs, and I was going,
I hate you, I hate I hate you. And I
thought I was saying it soft enough. My daddy walked

(04:35):
in the room and said, you hate who. I just
started crying hard.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I don't hate albody.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
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