July 9, 2024 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
This is when you realize you're not good at cheating,
and it's when you get caught. As soon as you
get caught. I'm not always well. I wasn't good at
at it this time. I've never been good at it.
But just this one time, I'm at my place. You
know that, my little place is all you know. I've
(00:22):
got fake for all on the couch and everything, got
my little got, my little pictures on the wall, my seat,
my albums, you know, the albums, got the albums on
the wall. Man, I'm sitting there chit chatting. You know,
we listen some loofer. Loofer, We listened some loofer. All
of a sudden, a brick comes through the window, right.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
God, right, like this is.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Normal with it didn't have a note on it, so
I had no hoo. It didn't have normal I throw
a brick through your windows a note on it.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And it was a nice.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Side brick, right, not a rock. I didn't sell a rock.
This was a brick. I'm gonna tell you. Nothing changes
the mood.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
And a room.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Like a like a brick coming through your window was
sexty third albums and all that forget all that right
you hear outside I still didn't know who was bring
your last.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You ain't gon about that, though you still hear the
rude number one.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Never go outside. You never go outside, and it killed
not on it. You don't go outside. But it changed
the mood of inside. So I couldn't go outside, and
I had nothing inside because what was inside. No, I
wasn't naked and I wasn't naked, but what was inside left. Oh,
so she left cause that changed the mood right there.
(01:58):
When you hit, when you hit, when you see a brick,
and then outside, but when you southbrig you had no
idea the break, but the move was changed. So that
was that's my confession.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, I might. We're gonna tell you this. Something happen
back in college, and I lied to the fellas. You
know how you your boy got a girl and then
she got the friend, and then you know they want
you to talk to the friend. Well she she wasn't
attractive at all. Now I told him I didn't do
(02:34):
nothing with the girl, and I did, and I actually did.
I we did. I did it. I took one for.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
The league, not to tell I took for the league.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Telling you it was the most craziest thing because she
had this thing was. She just kept looking at me like,
say something, give me some encouragement.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
How am I doing?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Keep looking at me? No, eyes wide open and its
breathing in this room just like five.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
And my part like, man, did you do that? I
ain't doing nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I want nobody to know you did it? But I
did it. I did told you know, she I know
she was speaking.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
She hit but dog, it was like she kept breathing that.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I said, say.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Something, looking at me.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
The whole time. Man, Yeah, she told every I was
just a z man.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I did it, dog man, I did man.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Ain't that bad man?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I was young man. I talk about twenty two and
so I started dating this girl that worked at Ford
h bad mom sa bad mone. I didn't think so
you didn't care. I'm probably about twenty one one. So
(03:57):
I finally took a long time. I gotta go out
to dinner with you. Went to this restaurant up on
Northfield by the horse track called brown Derby. So we
walk into brown Derby. I got my little pr Cardine
suit on everything. We sit down at the table. I'm
sitting there there, big thick knot, I'm a little fro
(04:20):
and everything. You know, how you feel somebody staying and
it was kind of dimly lit in there. So when
my eyes adjusted, I look and the other girl I'm
dating is in there with her mama, and she just
(04:46):
staring at me, looking at you. I'm talking about man,
im side my head, her mama back to me. Now
i'd have been over the house.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Man, was this your girl? Thirty times? That you?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
That was your girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yeah, she staring at me. So I picked her out
through the look across through these little vase with the
flowers in it. You just thought I was in the
jungle somewhere. I looked around and made our contact. I
jerked my head so I wouldn't look at her no more.
I said, there, Man, I didn't know what to do. Man,
I'm young. I'm trying to work this out right, So
(05:33):
I said, man, I gotta do something. So I got up.
She looked dead at me. As soon as I got
up and walked towards the bathroom, here she come.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
So when I got ready to make the left to
turn it to the bathroom, I just kind of peeked
back to see if she was there with a mama.
She was halfway across the restaurant, so I ain't make
the left, went straight on out.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Now my car.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I parked a long way from the rest because the
restaurant was crowded, so I'm on the other end. So
I walked out the restaurant and just walked to the
corner and crossed the street.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
All out here, stay like I ain't here. You get here,
you didn't here.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I walked off. Now, guess what I did. Okay, what
did you think? I went back and get the car.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
He was home. You're listening Morning show
This is when you realize you're not good at cheating,
and it's when you get caught. As soon as you
get caught. I'm not always well. I wasn't good at
at it this time. I've never been good at it.
But just this one time, I'm at my place. You
know that, my little place is all you know. I've
(00:22):
got fake for all on the couch and everything, got
my little got, my little pictures on the wall, my seat,
my albums, you know, the albums, got the albums on
the wall. Man, I'm sitting there chit chatting. You know,
we listen some loofer. Loofer, We listened some loofer. All
of a sudden, a brick comes through the window, right.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
God, right, like this is.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Normal with it didn't have a note on it, so
I had no hoo. It didn't have normal I throw
a brick through your windows a note on it.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And it was a nice.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Side brick, right, not a rock. I didn't sell a rock.
This was a brick. I'm gonna tell you. Nothing changes
the mood.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
And a room.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Like a like a brick coming through your window was
sexty third albums and all that forget all that right
you hear outside I still didn't know who was bring
your last.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You ain't gon about that, though you still hear the
rude number one.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Never go outside. You never go outside, and it killed
not on it. You don't go outside. But it changed
the mood of inside. So I couldn't go outside, and
I had nothing inside because what was inside. No, I
wasn't naked and I wasn't naked, but what was inside left. Oh,
so she left cause that changed the mood right there.
(01:58):
When you hit, when you hit, when you see a brick,
and then outside, but when you southbrig you had no
idea the break, but the move was changed. So that
was that's my confession.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, I might. We're gonna tell you this. Something happen
back in college, and I lied to the fellas. You
know how you your boy got a girl and then
she got the friend, and then you know they want
you to talk to the friend. Well she she wasn't
attractive at all. Now I told him I didn't do
(02:34):
nothing with the girl, and I did, and I actually did.
I we did. I did it. I took one for.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
The league, not to tell I took for the league.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Telling you it was the most craziest thing because she
had this thing was. She just kept looking at me like,
say something, give me some encouragement.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
How am I doing?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Keep looking at me? No, eyes wide open and its
breathing in this room just like five.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
And my part like, man, did you do that? I
ain't doing nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I want nobody to know you did it? But I
did it. I did told you know, she I know
she was speaking.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
She hit but dog, it was like she kept breathing that.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I said, say.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Something, looking at me.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
The whole time. Man, Yeah, she told every I was
just a z man.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I did it, dog man, I did man.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Ain't that bad man?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I was young man. I talk about twenty two and
so I started dating this girl that worked at Ford
h bad mom sa bad mone. I didn't think so
you didn't care. I'm probably about twenty one one. So
(03:57):
I finally took a long time. I gotta go out
to dinner with you. Went to this restaurant up on
Northfield by the horse track called brown Derby. So we
walk into brown Derby. I got my little pr Cardine
suit on everything. We sit down at the table. I'm
sitting there there, big thick knot, I'm a little fro
(04:20):
and everything. You know, how you feel somebody staying and
it was kind of dimly lit in there. So when
my eyes adjusted, I look and the other girl I'm
dating is in there with her mama, and she just
(04:46):
staring at me, looking at you. I'm talking about man,
im side my head, her mama back to me. Now
i'd have been over the house.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Man, was this your girl? Thirty times? That you?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
That was your girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yeah, she staring at me. So I picked her out
through the look across through these little vase with the
flowers in it. You just thought I was in the
jungle somewhere. I looked around and made our contact. I
jerked my head so I wouldn't look at her no more.
I said, there, Man, I didn't know what to do. Man,
I'm young. I'm trying to work this out right, So
(05:33):
I said, man, I gotta do something. So I got up.
She looked dead at me. As soon as I got
up and walked towards the bathroom, here she come.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
So when I got ready to make the left to
turn it to the bathroom, I just kind of peeked
back to see if she was there with a mama.
She was halfway across the restaurant, so I ain't make
the left, went straight on out.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Now my car.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I parked a long way from the rest because the
restaurant was crowded, so I'm on the other end. So
I walked out the restaurant and just walked to the
corner and crossed the street.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
All out here, stay like I ain't here. You get here,
you didn't here.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I walked off. Now, guess what I did. Okay, what
did you think? I went back and get the car.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
He was home. You're listening Morning show
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