Comedy Roulette

Here go the things you say to people who look like they lost a fight.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, guys, it is time for comedy roulette.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Let's go, Jay Anthony Brown, don't.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Give us three subjects. Put them on a wheel. Spin
the wheel, where the wheel stop? Because I'm a comedian,
Junior's comedian, Times comedian, Steve's a comedian. We can make
it funny. Watch this, do it, do it.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Things you might say to a bad cook. That's number one.
Number two. Things you say to people who look like
they lost a fight. Three Things you say when you
want people to leave your house. One and the last one.
Things you say to people that you don't want to
hang out with.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Okay, yeah it spun and chair. I like the last
I know you like that one. Jack Wow.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Things you say to people who look like they lost
a fight.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
All right, you get a cracking guys.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
You won the fight, dude, you got bite monch all
over the body.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, okay, here go on this stage.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
You say when you take somebody who looks like they
lost the bike, Hey, man, don't worry, your girl gonna
get him. Don't worry about that, Your girls gonna warm
him up. Don't even worry about I see you trying though.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Hey hey, hey, hey, hey dog did you ah, did
you move your ear to the back of your head?
I mean, are you trying to hear from behind? What
things you say?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
When you when you people who look like they lost
the dog?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Dog, look at me? Where your eyebrown?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Dog?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Your eyebrow? Man, that's that's that ass whooping right there.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
You dude, You're not gonna fool me. A peak guy
is supposed to be pink, a black guy. It's black, okay.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Then you say the people look like they lost the fight. Hey, man,
your son called me. He say he gonna stay with.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Him, and man, you know I get it. Dog now listen,
listen on the rial.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Though, if he wouldn't have had that stick, it would
have came out different.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
It really would have. I see what's happening. It was
the stick really called the old shot. You understand. I
got it, man, it was just stick man. Things you say,
the people who look like they lost the fight, No, man,
I ain't going back up there with you.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, I ain't going back up there with you.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
You leave that dude alone.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Did you say the people who look like they lost
the fight. I don't know how you tell you this,
but that little boy had skills, man, I'm serious.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Sorry, But.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Things you say to people who look like they lost
a fight, Hey, man, did you know it was a fight?
What you just taking the punches?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Did you know y'all was fighting? Did you say the
people that just lost the fight? Heydam? Why you why
you just standing there while he was whooping on? Why?
I mean? Was that a strategy? What was that? I
didn't understand that for strategy. Things you say to people

(03:51):
who look like they lost the fight. But Chris said
it was a tie. Okay, clearly.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Know what I'm saying. That you say to people when
you look like you love but oh now you want
to cuss me out?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
God?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Oh man, Hey Jay, I'm gonna stay right in the
same lane when they start raising their voice at you
because they lost the fire? Where was all that vigor
where he was whooping your hand? Where all that when
he was singing?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
All right, Steve, come on, close it out.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Things you say to people who look like they lost
a fight.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I love you, man, but the best thing I can
do I'm ana pray fun. Once we get to pray,
jes you know him, he he going home.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You're listening Morning Show