Comedy Roulette

I know you are not supposed to laugh at a funeral but..............................

Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Come on, Jay with comedy Roulette.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Cotte, very simple, take five subjects. Put them on the wheel,
spun the wheel round. Well stop, we will do the day.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, here we go, Thank you Jay. Number one,
her fine in quotations didn't hold up. Number two, Could
you please stop talking about what happened in high school?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Please?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Three? Your church service is too long, too long. Four, well,
this shirt smells like fish in here. Number five. I know,
I know you're not supposed to laugh at a funeral,
but dot dot.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Ant let go.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Number five and stopped doing. I know you're not supposed
to laugh at.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
A funeral, but.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
The title.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I know you're not supposed to laugh at a funeral,
But but.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Man, when the deacon passed away and poo baby mama shoulder,
didn't nobody know nothing? All the little girls look just
like him.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Look at look at you.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
You know you're not supposed laughing at the funeral.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
But I know you're not supposed to laugh at.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
The funeral, but it would have been nice. They had
matching family calls.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I got one lady and all the family in there.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I know you're not supposed to laugh at the fun
but her wig is on bathrooms. Come on, if somebody
flipped that.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
I know you ain't supposed to laugh at the funeral,
but you know, good and well y'all needed a wider
cast just to mask this big ass dime inn there.
Then they're shut the lids. Clothes hanging out, they shut
the lid. You've been to hear him the body, they

(02:35):
shut the lid the body with good hell, well you
should have spent that money on them bigger cast.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
No, you're not supposed to laugh at the funeral. But
when the passer said, we're ahead to barry, hold on?

Speaker 4 (02:51):
What's name? What do you say?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
That's funny? I love it? Jay.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I know we're not supposed to laugh, but why is
all the power bearers paying sing?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
They gonna walk? This boss.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Died?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
They not go bad?

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Come on tell me.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I know we're not supposed to laugh at a funeral,
but your wife and you got the same daddy you
just found.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
All right? Come on, Steve closing out?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh my god, I know you ain't.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Supposed to laugh at her funeral. Bo when your uncle
is up in there and he's buried in a Michael
Jordan's job and suit with a headband and a beeper
old with two wristbands.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
And some new joints. You're a good headway.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Should have put it down way just.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
A black suit, Ladies and gentlemen from the Chicago Bull.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Uncle all right, nephew, tell me has a prank phone call.
Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show