Comedy Roulette

Here are the lies you tell yourself when you get dumped.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, it is time for comedy roulette. JA
please do the honors and explain. Go ahead, look on
his face, all right, priceless.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I know right.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
You gotta do it.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Anything. If you take four subjects, because we're all comedians,
we can do this. You put those four subjects, one
at a time on a wheel that goes around and around.
When that wheel spins round and around and around, where
that wheel stops. Because we're all comedians, will do the
damn thing.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
All right, Here we go with the topics. Things you
hide in the fridge from other people. All right. Lies
you tell yourself when you're running out of gas, what
you say to yourself when you get dumped, and what
you say when you oversleep. Spin the wheelcat, spun it,

(00:59):
spin the wheel. I like what you say yourself in
your open street, but it's what you say to yourself
when you get dumped. I want to this. When let's go, guys,
let me start it off.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Come on, hey, I was gonna go into service anyway,
so this relationship wasn't gonna work at you anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I don't really like I didn't really want her in
no way.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
It was her best friend.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I really want to be honest with you, work it
out for yourself. Yes, what you say to yourself when
you get dumped, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
You're all crazy? I ain't crazy, Jay. What you said
you said yourself when you break up. Trust me, your
breath was gonna break us up.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
You know, I didn't really care for you making me
wear all that leather in the bedroom anyway, So I'm
glad we ain't doing this no more. This left.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
I'm chaped. Now, come on, Steve.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
What you say to yourself when you get dumped?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I was just about to text her anyway, right after breakfast?
You say to yourself when you bring up. I don't
know how to tell you this, but I never did
like your dogs. How about that?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
You know true? Be told true? Be tall. My baby
mama won't be back anyway. I ain't worried about this
right here.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
What you say to yourself when you get jumped?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I bet you I can find somebody else. Come on,
shame stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
You say to yourself when you're dump And just in
case you get ready to call me, I have blocked
all yourn.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
He's hurt.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Oh, he's hurt.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
He's hurt. You know what?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
You know? What? What you know? What Tommy, she'll be
back because don't nobody do that little thing that I do.
Don't nobody else do that. She'll be back.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
The third person telling me right there, he's hurt. Yes,
what you say to yourself when you get jumped, Steve.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
You ain't the first person to leave me.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
You think you doing something. I think you doing something
that ain't nothing I left. It mean like you doing
something stuff, you say something your umb I don't know
how to tell you. But the white girl was checking
me out anyway.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
You know what, what you know what time I'm gonna
we're gonna get our life together. We're gonna sat go
in the church and we're gonna just let the law
ask somebody. We're gonna let the law ask somebody up.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's a good one. Yeah, she cut him, cut him
one more, Steve closing out. See huh he my lips

(04:42):
at that be.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I'm next to next custom out there, right up to
the great job. Guys, you're listening, Hardy Morning Show